jared

jared is my baby. and he is awesome. jared is the best of the best and i love jared so much. :)
also the most sexy man in the world. (no ones better than him)

-tiffany
''Yeah that guy's pretty hot, but he's not Jared.''
by jared is my baby February 1, 2021
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Jared

A natural reader and a god among men.
Yeah I know Jared them at handsome man he helped me read in college.
by Ravenhat June 14, 2021
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Jared

Adj. Used when people are being stupid or obnoxious.

Verb. When someone is about to do something that they think is cool but actually isn’t.
David, you’re being such a Jared.

Imma go pull a Jared.
by Dr. Collan Mac May 4, 2019
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Jared

Mole faced boy who is bad at football but literally a fortnite god and will beat you and your whole squad with a green pistol
That guy right there, he sucks at football, but is good at fortnite, now that’s a Jared
by Brian Beegly November 9, 2019
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Jared daniels

(Guy 1) Mans is a G, he always here for me
(Guy 2) he a jared daniels
by Hockeyeurs February 10, 2020
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jared zoot

An absolute scary monster of a zoot that only the biggest of zoot smokers can smoke
That's a Jared zoot bro, lemme have some tokes I wanna get Bruce lee'd
by Yea mate August 30, 2017
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Jared

Queer/Homo/Tranny/Fag/Gender Fluid
Usually on some old dirt back road getting sucked off by a dude named T-Jizzle.
Careful around that guy, hes a jared, might try to suck you off
by anonymous April 17, 2023
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