the great potatoe

The true god. His sacred name should only be said by true followers. His sacrifice gave us all the freedom to eat potatoes. All followers will be rewarded with a life of extreme potatoe

Guy 1: hey dude did you hear about the great potatoe?

Guy 2: No, whats that?
Guy 1: you're dead to me!
Guy 1 proceeds to kill guy 2

by thegreatpotatoe fo life November 11, 2014

Moose Potato

When one farts in a car while at a car wash. The driver can therefore NOT roll down windows and a moment of extreme panic is present.

Dude, who cooked a moose potato?

by Ricer slicer March 15, 2010

potato fart

A fart that smells like all you've eaten in three days is potatoes.

Holly walked into the office and said, "Wow - all these french fries and breakfast burritos make it really smell like a potato fart in here."

by jef-fro November 9, 2017

Georgia Potatoe

Wadded up sock that has been used as a nut rug

It wouldn't shut up, so I gave It a Georgia Potatoe

by NotZoff2 May 19, 2013

potato burn

when you eat french fries too quickly and it feels like a big wad of potato grandeur got stuck in your heart.

My blood sugar has dropped i am feeling woozy with hunger...."uh hello i guess i just have a #7....sure super size it" Fries arrive wiping grease and salt on your jeans to avoid the time consuming task of finding the napkins....WHEN...you get hit right in the chest with potato burn. You were eating so quickly it seems as if your french fries are stuck directly in your heart.

by bigeschmalls April 7, 2011

Potato Thumb

A potato thumb is a person you can't decipher whether they look like a potato or a thumb. Someone who's very existence annoys you, because you just cant put you finger (or thumb) on what object they most resemble. You can't be friends or date a potato thumb without the constant need to address the resemblance making them completely undesirable.

I don't know if Beto is ugly or just a potato thumb.

There's nothing worse than a potato thumb trying to hit on me at the club.

Why is your potato thumb ass still talking?

by Ydnim November 12, 2018

cum potato

someone who talks about sex and etc. so much that you want to rip their head off.

don: josh is such a cum potato! he is always talking about sex! he practically lives and breathes the shit.

by FunnyTsunny September 26, 2015