The patented 'no mess' dump - taking a crap the size of a minivan before wiping your ass to find no evidence whatsoever on the paper. May be combined with the ghost poop or phantom shit for the holy grail of defecation. The sense of triumph, wellbeing and euphoria that accompany a no mess are without equal.
by renstar July 19, 2015
Get the No Messmug. by red kong July 6, 2014
Get the mess of crabsmug. You use this sentence when your friends talk about their drama, you obviously don’t know what to say so you just say “that’s messed up”
Person 1: my mom and my dad got into an argument and now they’re getting divorced.
Person 2: uh….uhm That’s messed up sorry for that.
Person 2: uh….uhm That’s messed up sorry for that.
by Random person bro October 7, 2021
Get the That’s messed upmug. *Looking at network equipment rack*
"Whoever put this in really didn't care about what they were doing. This is a Spaghetti Mess."
"Whoever put this in really didn't care about what they were doing. This is a Spaghetti Mess."
by cam3lt0e! May 30, 2024
Get the Spaghetti Messmug. Did you see Anthony's double penetration video on Facebook. That guy is such a mess junkie he will do anything for you to look in his direction.
by 1Archetype August 5, 2018
Get the Mess Junkiemug. by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025
Get the <.0.6.7.6.0> I Am Messing WIth YOu DUde You WIth Messing Am I<.0.6.7.6.0.mug. by xmarksthewrong November 11, 2015
Get the chocolate messmug.