Salty Mess

The actions of finishing on your partner then immediately after pissing on them to finish the job.

I’m going to give Rebecca a (salty mess) when we get home.

by Astro Dew August 20, 2025

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

Messed

Refers to something that is messed up; Messed

That(s) is/was/gonna be messed.

by ARHester January 9, 2024

Mess Junkie

Someone who goes out of their way to get negative attention like a crazy person

Did you see Anthony's double penetration video on Facebook. That guy is such a mess junkie he will do anything for you to look in his direction.

by 1Archetype August 5, 2018

mess with his head

cause someone to feel frustrated, anxious, or upset.

"he wasn't about to let some goddamn punk mess with his head"

by Arminkshipper December 31, 2024

Man Mess

Semen; Sperm; Ejaculation

I cannot wait to spread my man mess all over her face.

by Billyho99 May 2, 2009

Mass-M-Mess

A text message (SMS) that is sent to multiple recipients, resulting in multiple replies that one can only respond to by extensive multi-tasking.

"I Mass-M-Mess'd the potluck party invitation to, like, 100 people, and now I need an Excel spreadsheet to figure out who's coming and who's bringing what?"

by Merlot69 April 30, 2009