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IQ Test Ad

A common type of banner advertisement that asks a relatively moronic or unusual question, usually with two variants. These banners are usual non-dynamic GIFs or other image formats, creating the illusion of choice for the less-knowing Internet users.

Most of them also include a percentile statistic, often one that defies the question itself - if it is an opinion question. Most of these questions come from Hong Kong of all places.
IQ Test Ad:

What does this picture look like to you?

Woman/Musician

94% of answerers didn't get it correctly.

Free IQ test!
by gertoja April 26, 2010
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Fashion Tester

1) An individual in the process of starting their career in the fashion industry.
2) One who designs and creates fashion for a living.
3) A trainee in the fashion industry
4) An individual who enrolls in school specifically to receive a fashion degree.
5) A fashion afficianado.
Karla sewed and wore dresses when she was working on her degree as a fashion tester.
by profklingert221 May 15, 2010
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eye test

To bundle one's family into the car, drive to a beauty spot and get out for a wander whilst the country is under lockdown rules. (Ideally after previously driving 260 miles across the country)
Me and the kids are off to the beach for an eye test.
by dylanc533 May 26, 2020
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diamond tester

yo i got the diamond tester beeeeep

john: what the fuck
by anonymous March 4, 2021
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The Shempf Test

Before going down on some chick, insert one digit into her poon tang and figure out a way to smell your finger without her noticing. This way you know if it smells like dead mice down there!
Man, it was a good thing I gave your wife The Shempf Test, it smelled like a homeless dudes chode down there!
by yoink doinker July 22, 2009
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Tillamook County Lie Detector Test

A practice used by cruel, corrupt, and heavy-handed police officers to force a confession. From the song "Tillamook County Jail" by Todd Snider: "I've got a lump on my head and boot print on my chest/from what the guys in here call the Tillamook County Lie Detector Test/Well I did my best/but it's a tough test not to fail"

Tillamook County is in Oregon, of course.
1st Heavy-handed pig with huge, hairy, pussy-tickler mustache. "Found this hippy hitch-hiking on I-5."

2nd Heavy-handed pig, "Well, administer the Tillamook County Lie Detector Test, and we'll have him confess to vagrancy, illegal trespassing, resisting arrest, and armed robbery. And we'll check the files for any unsolved crimes we can have him confess to."
by Alfred E. Pnuemyn January 22, 2011
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post-nut shame test

The true definition of love is when you nut to the thought of a girl and you feel no shame in the immediate masturbation to the girl. If you pass the test, she is the one.
Yo I wanked to a girl the other day and felt no post but shame.

Dude that means you love her coz you passed the post-nut shame test
by THEO_WILL_NO_SCOPE_U May 20, 2019
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