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tell some jokes

smoke mariganja

it started as "let's smoke", then it became "let's toke", then it fiercely evolved into "let's joke", then i added the "tell some" in a suave attempt to evade the popo and confuse my friends.
"Hey DOOD, let's go tell some jokes"

"NA SON, GOTSA HIT THE BOOKS"

"Fuck you nigga, imma slime on yo front porch"
by PuhPADDYDDIESALSONnanana January 1, 2012
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EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT

NO WORDS NEEDED USING THIS CARD IS BLINDING TO THE OPPONENT
WELL AT LEAST I GOT GOOD SHOULDERS
"EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT"
by greenseqquoiaocean October 23, 2020
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If Individuals Feels This Raped, Tell Them To Buy Vitamic C

If Individuals Feels This Raped, Tell Them To Buy Vitamic C
If Individuals Feels This Raped, Tell Them To Buy Vitamic C
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Tell the space

It means to tell someone or make to it evident that you are ahead of someone else in life or ahead in a state of thinking
Example #1
Lucas: The fact that I can buy jewelry and still pay my bills really tells the space between me and you.
Harris: Damn you right I need to start grinding.

Example #2
Martin: I might start a business just to tell the space.
by Yung Dustpan March 3, 2021
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show and tell

Besides da classic "supposedly for giving schoolchildren practice/confidence in public speaking" action (but which actually scares da crap outta many kids and/or causes lower-income students to feel jealous of da more-affluent ones who have nicer/fancier possessions to proudly display), this expression also refers to either of two "displaying da merchandise" actions:
(1) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts --- with da understanding dat said reveal is supposed to be kept confidential, of course --- but then either Person A or Person B goes and blabs about said private-area exposure to one or more other people, causing humiliation and/or repercussions to one or both "Persons", or
(2) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts in exchange for Person B's verbally revealing to Person A one or more secrets dat he would otherwise not divulge.
One good way to get a normally-modest chick to let you see her boobs/butt is to offer to help her with her homework or some other task dat she does not possess da knowledge and/or mental/emotional capabilities to tackle on her own, but insist dat she agree to a "show and tell" contract --- i.e., a deal wherein she agrees to let you view her "goods" in exchange for your putting in da time/effort to tell her da vital bits of info dat she needs in order to complete said drudgerous task.
by QuacksO April 17, 2021
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i have something to tell you

i’m gonna say something urban dictionary doesn’t like……

i will not buy the skibidi toilet mug.
person: i have something to tell you…. i’m not gonna buy the skibidi toilet mug
person 2: yea me neither lol
by pptepengy August 15, 2024
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Tell tooth

Is someone is a king or telling actual factual information
Jake scally is the king tell tooth
by King scally June 8, 2023
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