tasting steel

What my maths teacher should do when she gets home.

Miss Cartwright took my advice about tasting steel and she shot a bullet into the back of her mouth

by MrInvincible_ May 27, 2023

Laughter Taste

Thinking of a joke an hour later and laughing again

"That joke had too much laughter taste. I can't concentrate now that I am back at work"

by clickeye3 June 30, 2025

taste numb

The inability or reduced ability to distinguish between two flavours.

Dysfunctional taste buds.

Arup: This is minty. There's only one kind of minty flavor.

Me: No there's Sweet minty, there's strong minty, there's mild minty, etc.

Arup: I think I'm taste numb.

by danested1 June 30, 2014

Tastes Like Hillary

The act of an ice-cream vendor hearing from the corporate masters the worst possible way to try and get you to buy into their new flavour of ice-cream. By insulting the opposition with baseless insults and rhetoric that would make members of 4chan shake their heads.

"I am always #nevertrump, it's the only way!"
"Why?"
"well, he's a racist sexist, xenophobe who hates women!"
"Where did he ever show that?"
"Oh my god! You Sexist asshole, you are so going to be put on Gawker for this!"
"Gawker doesn't exist anymore..."
"Mansplainer!!!"
"You know, I think This Tastes Like Hillary right now."

by lightningbarer September 30, 2016

Taste of blood

Eating pussy on a period

Eat that taste of blood

by MuckGregor July 23, 2018

Taste-a-tarian

A person whose diet consists of tasty and delicious food, including but not limited to plant-based meat. Not done for any
moral, religious or health reason, but purely for the taste.

At the dinner table, there's one thing we can all aqree on... v2, we're all Taste-a-tarians.
- Terry Watson, Dad, 22 Nov. 2021

Robbo: "Mate... I'll order for you... what do you want?
Cody: "Grab me one of those tasty plant-based v2burgers"
Robbo: "What are you... a vegan?"
Cody: "Nah mate... I'm a Taste-a-tarian"

by v2food November 21, 2021

ghastly good taste

Interior decoration of mechanical perfection, lacking all life or connection to its owner. Furniture that you don't dare use, since actual use would destroy the design effect.

My aunt's house was furnished in ghastly good taste. She had plastic slipcovers on all the furniture so that we children wouldn't actually contact the fancy upholstery, and plastic runners on the carpets.

by nurgler April 17, 2008