tactical masturbation

It's a term for masturbating (or busting a nut) before meeting a girl or going on a date. Now.. how is it useful? Well it helps you to think with your brain and not with your dick.
My friend: Bro.... I made a mistake. I accidentally did the deeds with Lily...

Me: God damn Lily???? Bro you really should have tactical masturbation
by Harsit2006 December 29, 2023
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tactical erection

(n) An intentional erection executed as a part of a thought out plan.
The man used a tactical erection to knock out the robbers and escaped.
by Fillosofer March 05, 2021
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zone tactics

Dude. You know Greg has zone tactics.
by Juba Ba-Ba February 19, 2011
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tactically acquire

The art of professionally acquiring music, movies, etc. illegitimately.

It is a simple and fancy name for piracy.
Random Guy: "I just tactically acquired the new LEGO Star Wars game."
by zwirth June 25, 2022
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tactical boner

Can be used in any Combat sport, especially wrestling. You get a boner on purpose and your opponent runs away in disgust.
Dude 1: "Bro, did you wrestle in the last match?
Dude 2: " yeah, I got a tactical boner and he fled the matt.
by ballboy8===D-- December 05, 2018
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Tactical tea.

A tea you make, while on duty at work ,which isn't a scheduled break ,both fast and efficient a cheeky tactical hurts noone and improves staff morale and productivity.
"I'm going to make a tactical mate ,hold the fort"

Tactical tea.
by Microwavedbacon February 24, 2023
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Tactical Baptism

Bro, I just gave myself a Tactical Baptism
by Jakalbins November 24, 2019
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