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tongue porn

Pornography which contains sexually stimulating images or videos of open mouths with various licking images or random sexual poses of the tongue . Used by any sex to enhance masterbation
example:
I know a girl on the internet that had the sexiest tongue porn If ever saw. So, I paid her $250 USA to lick the air while I jerked off. It took less than 2 minutes and she didn't even show me her nipple. Now that's some good tongue porn !
by McManson McManson April 18, 2015
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tongue jab

It's a form of jab performed into a vagina or dirt box using your tongue
"I tongue jabbed that bitches pussy"
by Dharvtko February 26, 2014
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Common tongue

The most widely used language. I would call English the common tongue because at this point there are soo many different ways people speak it. I also think that by naming it the common tongue it would lose it's standing as something superior.
person: Do you speak the common tongue?
another person: Yes, I do.
by An idiot sandwich October 9, 2021
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tongue flogging

To vigorously move your tongue over genitals or anus.
Daniel really gave his wife’s asshole a tongue flogging lastnight!!
by Rwhaha November 7, 2019
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tongue plunger

some body who can't drink properly and for some reason plunges their tongue in the neck of the bottle which is especially nasty when the bottle is transparent.
yo dog look at that dick over there he be havin no clue how to drink he's a total "tongue plunger".
by the blood of their eyes August 16, 2016
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Clover tongue

FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. ISTG IF I SEE ANOTHER PERSON DO IT I WILL COMMIT ARSON. Not like I do that every day BUT STILL, FUCKING. IMPOSSIBLE.
NOT HUMAN: watch what I can do! *does abnormal alien tongue thing*

Me: *commits arson* *starts dancing by fire while singing* WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLDS BEEN TURNING WE DIDN-

Clover tongues are impossible
by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020
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Dry tonguing

Dry tonguing Is the act of getting ones ass wet before anal.
Andrew let's have anal! You might need to do some dry tonguing as we have no lube.
by GIMP November 15, 2016
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