Tim time

When in your head you are running on time, but for the rest of the world your running late again

Can be spelt as Tim(e)Time ( the first e is silent )

Im not late i am just running on Tim Time

also known as doing a Tim

by how many left May 23, 2019

j tims

just another name for the legendary pop singer Justin Timberlake.

girl 1- "Hey, you heard that song by Justin Timberlake?"
girl 2- "You mean j tims?"
girl 1- "Yea. Same thing."

by im so freakin cool June 13, 2008

pysco tim

Someone who will take your shit and then call the cops

Hey you need some help ? Bring your shit to pysco tim

by seasons May 4, 2017

Tim Brody

The alleged twin brother of the Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. He is kept in the basement of the Patriots Coach/GM Bill Belichick and only let out to play football. Deterrents such as a tracker surgically implanted in his head and ninjas prevent him from revealing his true identity while on the field. The real Tom Brady is kept in a discrete location in the meantime. He makes attempts to get himself fired such as when he deflated his team's footballs in the 2015 AFC championship but no one seems to pick up on it.

Dilbert: Hey you know about Tim Brody?

Chuck: Never heard of him

by Wumbologist. February 7, 2020

Tuna and Tim

Tuna Is The Son Of The Muffin Man... Whilst Tim Is The Son Of Tuna. When tuna was six years old he was adopted by the muffin man. When tuna was twenty one he meet his wife, Salmonella. On their third day of marriage they went to the ocean to claim their son, Tim. And their is a TRUE story of Tuna and Tim

Tuna and Tim are real

by God_Jesus_Posidon January 14, 2019

Tim McCarvers

The boobs of a woman, especially large boobs.

Did you guys see Mark’s girlfriend? Yeah she had some Tim McCarvers.

by Capt. Moushpeenie February 16, 2023

tim junoir

a sexual midget who loves to get down and dirty with anybody man or woman. if your drug dealer well then you already met a T.J. also for the future never take away his sex toys or you'll be hunted and raped then killed.

guy:OMG it's a tim junoir
girl:no way i'll pay 50$ for a hooker like that

by [e-mail] June 25, 2017