by dumbfuck October 13, 2004

a scholong which has measures that, when calculated in terms of height/width, would generate a number below 1. Often found on sukhmeets
by RDF September 3, 2004

by Chody K September 29, 2003

It's not a fuckin penis thats wider than long you dumb northern fucks! It's the piece of skin between the scrotum and the asshole.
by Matt O. July 21, 2003

Man 1: Fuck!!
Man 2: What's up?
Man 1: It's my jong bro...
Man 2: O MY GOD!!! what's wrong?!?!?!!
Man 1: I have a chode....I'm sorry don't leave me!!
Man 2: Fuck it I'm gone!!
Man 2: What's up?
Man 1: It's my jong bro...
Man 2: O MY GOD!!! what's wrong?!?!?!!
Man 1: I have a chode....I'm sorry don't leave me!!
Man 2: Fuck it I'm gone!!
by Matt Langley January 26, 2007

by mopshit January 4, 2003

by Scott-ay June 23, 2006
