The Derek

The feeling of high pressured stress relief in slow motion.

I had a hard day at work. I'm going home to do The Derek.

by Threebeardedmenandalady June 6, 2022

Derek

A dick, a cheater, someone who will make you fall in love then leave you

“ Derek and I broke up then he started dating Emma a day after “

by Noneofyourbussin July 8, 2018

Derek

Epitome of useless. Does not work and neither does his dick. He is controlled by ego and plays victim whatever the circumstance. You can find him in his moms’ house sleeping on a cot. Avoid at all costs unless you want to support an ugly bitch.

Whatever you don’t be a Derek.

by Adrienne Thomas October 10, 2025

Derek

Someone who gets shit done. Someone who pushes boundaries. The kind of person who makes it happen.

I love Bob - such a top bloke! What an absolute Derek!

You’re such a Derek.

Derek! Make it happen!

by Su_Denim January 3, 2022

DEREK

a total fucking idiot, no common sense, and send dick pic but doesn't receive

hes a real Derek

by bolan be May 1, 2019

Derek

A callous man with a perpetual thousand yard stare. The light in his eyes burned out years ago.

"Man, that guy doesn't give a fuck about people's feelings. He's definitely a Derek."

by treyu3 November 11, 2021

Derek Nichols

The cutest life form known to man.

Person one: Holy smokes man look how happy Derek Nichols is right now.

Person two: I wish I was as happy as D Nics.

by TENNER SNIPER SUPREME April 20, 2022