Crunch Wrapped

Getting Incoherently Black Out Drunk With Your HomeBoys/Girls.

Damn bro I’m fuckin’ crunch wrapped right now. Im about to throw the fuck up.
Or
Are y’all niggas ready to get crunch wrapped in this bitch?

by TwampCityAJ April 25, 2024

Face Crunch

The act of proving someone wrong. Especially after they have argued with you and you are RIGHT!!!!

Man, I really gave Daniel the face crunch when he argued there was never an escalator on the first floor of the Pavilions by Maggiano's.

by The Good Side of Amy B. July 20, 2010

Creamy Crunches

Face-sitting during sit-ups. Woman rides man's face, while man punishes abs.

My girl was so wet seeing me in my tight workout gear on ab day. I told her to park it on my face for some creamy crunches and I'll finish her, while I finish sit ups.

by sci-isms May 26, 2025

crunch granola

A term that best describes people that lack personal hygiene , are overly consumed with environmental conservation. A new era, 21st Century hippie.

Yo, babe, look, Ruth still refuses to shave any of her “hot spots” or legs all in the name of water conservation. PU!! Straight Crunch granola

by Woodbury 008 October 11, 2017

Crunch

When you're about to knock somebody out or punch someone

Da'Jon: "I'm finna crunch his dumbass"

by GAZER GAZER SO October 1, 2019

crunch my nan

something a european dude says when something goes wrong

"i stubbed my toe..crunch my nan bruv"

by gruwief December 13, 2022

earth-crunch

adj. A variation of the common phrase earthy-crunchy. This variant implies a more active sense of the phrase than its passive version that uses y's. It is still heavily rooted in all things hippie/organic/natural/environmentalist, staying true to its tree-hugging roots.

Shannon is so earth-crunch when she comments on our posts about envrionemtanl mumbo-jumbo, especially when the topic of conversation was so skillfully set on seductive spheres of sin known as cherries.

by The Vampire of cherries August 25, 2009