Texas Breeze

When a hairdryer is used to air out the crotch, by pointing the hairdryer down the pants.
“Man that sauna was hot! It’s time for some Texas Breeze!
by Southern Jelly April 17, 2023
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Texas Turn

When a driver makes an exaggerated turn. This can occur anywhere. On the highway, it is when a person is in any other lane, but the correct one and exits across multiple lanes. At an intersection, turning from a non-turn lane, or U-turning outside of the turn lanes, or turning left from the right lane, or turning right from the left lane. Any outrageous illegal maneuver that results in a change of direction.
She was driving down the highway in the fast lane (left lane) noticed her exit last minute, and made a #Texas Turn into the. exit
by EatdickNdie December 08, 2019
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texas chic

Attire that is chic and stylish, yet distinctly Texan. Ladies can comply with a "Texas chic" dress code simply by wearing cowboy boots (pointed or snip-toe, not ropers) with jeans, a denim skirt, a short or long skirt, or dress. The top can be anything stylish, even a nice tshirt. Jewelry can be western style silver and turquoise, gold or pearls. Men, wear boots and jeans with an oxford shirt (plain, subtly plaid or striped) and skip the "Rhinestone Cowboy" type button-down shirt and huge rodeo belt buckle. Pull-on Red Wing work boots (aka frat boy boots) or cowboy boots can be worn by men. Cowboy hats are optional, depending on the event. If it's a ranch party, wearing a hat is okay. If it's a polo match, probably not. (And FYI, Texans call "cowboy boots" just "boots". )
The rehearsal dinner called for Texas chic, so I wore my boots with a denim dress and braided leather belt.
by austinmama December 30, 2015
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Texas Tornado

To grab a rope and a rare steak and place it inside of a woman’s vagina just to take out the rope while spinning it in the air screaming “yee-haw!”
“Hey man, have you done a Texas Tornado on your girlfriend yet? I bet she’ll love it!”
by HotPocketInMyAss November 30, 2018
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Texas Lovetap

A mixed drink consisting of a glass of lingonberry juice and lime Flieschmanns
Bro, I just had two Texas Lovetaps and I need to take a monster piss.
by WinampLlama August 13, 2009
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Texas Chowder

Voluntarily vomiting while simultaneously ejaculating, resulting in a multi-colored mix of red and white (when done correctly).
Thomas had just eaten a huge Thanksgiving dinner and wanted to keep up with his bulemic schedule, but was also very aroused. To save time in the bathroom, he decided to give himself a Texas Chowder.
by LF-ex November 10, 2010
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texas blackbird

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When you're working in a wind turbine and you have to take a shit, you shit in a black trash bag. Then you throw it off the tower.
Look how far that Texas Blackbird flew when I threw it off the tower.
by Ordam February 15, 2016
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