Take a #3

Another word for masturbation. Taking a #1 is pissing, taking a #2 is shitting and taking a #3 is jacking off.

Guy 1:"Today in class I saw up hot Stephanie's skirt and she didn't have on any panties."
Guy 2:"You're fucking shitting me!"
Guy 1:"Nope! I went to the bathroom and took a #3... (Number 3) Take a #3

by not_JESUS December 5, 2012

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Taking a paugh

The act of taking a dump without using your cell phone as entertainment; thereby expediting the process.

"Hey Richard, are you about done shitting? We gotta go! You better be taking a paugh!"

by WonderBread10 April 12, 2013

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Take off

To leave in a hurry without explanation.

To leave in a hurry rudely

To get the @#-@ out!

Sarcastic saying

A person says to you; hey how you doing... But they are not right with you.... You say, TAKE OFF!

by Michellemybell 88 December 27, 2020

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take it to the grate

to 'take it to the grate' is to challenge someone,

or it could be used like an action;

or in a past tense for a fight, or challenge has already happened.

"cmon beatch! take it to the grate!"

"i was just taking it to the grate with some punk ass chicken shit"

"that huge ass black guy just took it the the grate on his sorry ass!"

by mr ingenious September 12, 2006

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taking a fuck

When you give so few fucks about something, that you actually start to take fucks instead.

Person 1: Do you even give a fuck?
Person 2: I give so few fucks that I'm actually taking a fuck.

by Hurricane Irma November 27, 2017

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takes the gravy

Relating to fellatio, "taking the gravy" means allowing the man come in one's mouth then swallowing his ejaculatory discharge and leaving his organ completely clean.

What a babe! she only gives the best head on the coast, but she also takes the gravy.

by aum108 May 27, 2011

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