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Tactical creep

A tactical creep is when one is unsure of their situation romantically, whether it be at the start of a relationship, during flirtatious conversation or even 4 years down the line when it's nearly too late to turn back.
This involves using social media to browse through the person's photos, just reassure oneself that what they are about to do/are doing/ or will never do, is satisfactory.
Dean - I had to go on a tactical creep last night.

Owen - Why so?

Dean - Just to reassure myself that the girl I was talking to didn't look like Rocky Dennis.

Owen - That's tactical man.

Dean - Oh yeah.
by WeAreDamned March 10, 2016
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Tactical Blow

Right after you blow your load in a chicks mouth she spits in your eyes saying “get flash banged
Dude 1: I got tactical blown last night.
Dude 2: that sucks looks like you still have some in your eye.
by Tofu_Bread July 25, 2022
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Tactical peen

A secret organization bound by the strategic use of the peen in a chilvarous and honorable fashion.
I was initiated into the honorary tactical peen by preforming various acts of strategery while in NOLA.
by NOLApeening January 9, 2017
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Tactical Reload

Jerking your homie off (with the socks on so it's not gay) You stop right before he cums, cock his dick like a shotgun and slap his balls yelling "RELOADING"
"No homo Tyler but you didn't have to slap my balls during that Tactical Reload"
by Dooctor September 6, 2021
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Tech-tactics

The act of adding intrinsic value by visually organizing, arranging, cleaning, and curating a set of objects. Especially of technology.
John: "I feel so stressed at my job."
Dan: "Maybe you should apply some tech-tactics to your office space. That might lighten the mood."
John: "That sounds like a good idea. I'll try that."
by LazyBenzoil June 22, 2022
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Gorilla Tactics

(Not to be confused with Guerillia Tactics)

Gorilla Warfare is a form of irregular warfare in which small groups of big, strong alpha males, run at the enemy forces from multiple sides while wearing furry costumes (preferably ones that resemble gorillas). As they run towards the enemy, they will start throwing bananas at them and scream as loud as they can.

The Idea behind this tactic is to confuse and disorganize the enemy lines before the main attack, so that the army can easily kill them off.
"Sir, I believe we need to use Gorilla Tactics here"
by Darth_Nox May 19, 2022
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Smear tactics

When a woman rubs her wet vagina all over her lovers face to entice them for sex.
Miss Joanne used smear tactics to get her man to give her falacio.
by E-man June 21, 2016
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