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tic tack

when a guy has a really small dick and tries to penetrate another guy with hemorrhoids.
Girl: Kevin just told me that he tic tacked with his friend john...
Guy: At least he enjoyed it!!!
by bUBBLESZZZZZ March 26, 2017
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tacked

beat, ugly, broken, lame, irritating
Man, your girlfriend it tacked, you need to move on, mang!
by centipede May 5, 2003
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The Taint Tackle

You can preform this manuver when and only when, a male has pulled a stunt or prank so antagonising, you want him to feel the effect.

I wouldn't suggest doing this from behind! You could end up with your head up his ass insted of hitting the original targeted area. This is only when the male has gone to far and is in serious need of splitting nuggets.

First: You get a running start.
Second: Go for the summersalt roll. i.e. drop and roll it low (most people expect an upper hit to the face or chest in a forwarded momentum attack)
Third: Upper-cut the shit out of his balls of sarcasms (If you preform the manuver just right, he'll fall to his dominant side, either left/right). While he's going down, show him just what a good defensive tackle is made of and flip that fucker over your shoulder.
Fourth: And this is the most important part, While he's breathlessly trying to scream obsinity's at you, and or, askng you, "why the. . . did you do that?" (They all think there actions don't effect people when being obnoxious) Simply explain that, you were teaching him just how it fels for a woman to have such an oversized trying to be a douche shoved up her wazooaus and maybe, just maybe, he'll think twice before trying to ever punt at a knowledge+able woman!
<Guy stands to tell her what he thinks>
B: Hey, you know you're a...
<Before he gets to follow-up those character discriptions, he's already being given the buisness>
K: Oh sweety,. . . does that hurt? We call that the Taint Tackle! Utilised by the best.
B: Low blow!
K: Deservant!
B: <Takes his left foot and *wham,* right to her box>
K: <feels that one, rolling to her side>
Awww, what thaaa, why man? Whyyyyyyyy?
B: Now, was that a good idea?
K: Bwahahahah <*laughing*> I don't know! Was it good for you?
B: <*mild chuckles*> Hurts like hell!
K: You're telling me something I already understand completely!
B: I, I, I ah I,.... sh*t!
K: I know man, me too!
by 4SeriousManITH November 11, 2012
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Ticky tack

Cum covered object; sticky. Typically referring to someone's hands.
That was a ticky tack trick play!
by tgnorts January 9, 2020
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tecky, geeky cool

Phrase to describe a socially functioning computer nerd.
James: I bought a new Lappy last night with a 200gb HD so I can copy over all my files from my legacy drive. I was thinking after I migrate my data you and I could go grab Sushi and hit up a club?

Gianna: You are so Tecky, Geeky cool!
by James Davis IV November 5, 2007
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tacklebox

You know Screech from saved by the bell? Yeah, what a fucking tacklebox!
by Bikey August 21, 2007
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tacklebox

Your bow-zack. The definition being tackle and the container being a box. Tacklebox.
2 bucks, you kidding me? I got your two bucks for you right here *grabbing tacklebox*.
by D-Biscuits January 2, 2008
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