Boy's Can Swim Soiree

The party thrown by buddies for a great guy after he announces he will be a father. The party typically includes, fine meat, such as aged ribs, pork shoulder and artisanal cheese fixed in a Valhalla fashion in a get away weekend of fun and based around the lollygagging and tom foolery that dudes enjoy with pulling over another.

Corey texted his friends that he was going to be a father. His friend Deed replied, how about we take you upstate for a Boy's Can Swim Soiree?

by manfun January 18, 2012

Swim-By

Similar to Drive-Bys, just performed by swimming Orcas

"Oh man, they got Nils in a Swim-By.

by Omeninodabanana August 11, 2022

START ROWING OR START SWIMMING

Get with it or get out.

Person A: "I don't like these new rules"
Person B: " Well start rowing or start swimming."

by It'sastupiditypandemic May 20, 2024

swim dyke

The act of attempting to walk throough a gang of lesbians and/or dykes.

St. Edmunds hall of the prep is a swim dyke

by anonymous57684356898 October 20, 2012

American Swim

Commonly mistaken for adult swim by dumb whores

Hey what’s American swim? You mean adult swim? Dumb slut.

by Tamss June 8, 2021

Swim the Chocolate River

Putting both hands entirely within the anus and spreading out repeatedly in the form of a breaststroke.

"I chose to swim the chocolate river and got a grapeshot of chocolate fondue."

by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024

Swimming in Sea Weed

in deep trouble.

When the cops showed up, we knew we were swimming in sea weed.

by rm105scott February 5, 2010