Strawberry Daiquiri

To make a Strawberry Daiquiri you will need:
-Blender
-Ice
-A girl on her period
-Basic marketing skills

Blend ice until it has the same consistency as a slushy. Pour mixture into her red sea. Now listen close, this part is important. Shag the girl of your choice UPSIDE DOWN until the mixture has reached a pleasant strawberry color.

*Pro Tip!*
If you want to take your strawberry daiquiri game to the next level, sell your drinks at sporting events, on bike paths, or even your own neighborhood.

Blender: “vvrrrRRRRRRRRR”
Ice: “krrrrchkkkkrchchkrch”
Izzy: “Im nervous babe, are you sure its okay we sell our strawberry daiquiris in front of an elementary school?”
Richard: “Don’t worry, I just got the proper city permits today.”

by fetusdeIetus April 10, 2019

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strawberry yogurt

when you have received a cut in the inside of your urethra and when you cum it’s pink

i had morning wood today so i busted a quicky and since i’d shoved a pencil in my dick earlier this week, i ended up with strawberry yogurt

by funguspancake March 15, 2020

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Strawberry Milkshake

When a man creampies a woman on her period and eats her out with the blood and cum mixing together

my mouth felt a strawberry milkshake last night

by Damenzo July 23, 2020

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Strawberry Creampie

A creampie, but when she is on her period.

Damn I just strawberry creampied in her last night and it was bloody.

by Papasito427 October 7, 2020

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Strawberry Swirl Tsunami

A man is pounding his girl doing butt stuff while she’s also on the rag, he pulls out of her ass and gives her a pussy cream pie while she squirts causing a blast off of blood and jizz all over the guys poop dick

Bro screw giving the chicks the Houdini imma be getting a Strawberry Swirl Tsunami tonight!

by Sevibonerski December 11, 2020

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