Stockholder Syndrome

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A condition in which develops in a poor person when they find a way to get money. Stockholder Syndrome is a condition that causes a person to turn into a crazed money whore

My coworker only got this job because of stockholder syndrome

by Razorclaw the crab December 24, 2020

Stock option

Stock options are contracts you can buy or sell where you make a bet on what a stock's price will be at a certain time in the future (the strike and expiration). This allows you to massively leverage your investment since one contract holds 100 stocks.

People who invest in options like to use words like "gamma", "hedging", "condors", "premium" and "IV" to seem smart. In reality, most options traders are autists who consistently lose money and brag about it on wall street bets.

Degenerate: "I just went long 29 stock option calls on TSLA at the 690$ strike expiring first weekly with a premium of 1.8$ per share and 400 delta."

Person: "Why can't you just say "I just made 29 bets that Tesla will go above 690$ by next Friday, I paid 180$ per bet and will make 400$ per dollar the stock moves"?"

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Degenerate: "I lost everything..."

Person: "Post it on r/wallstreetbets, you gotta get that Reddit karma!"

by ScritchWasTaken December 29, 2020

Stockfish

Stockfish is a Chess software which is open source and free to use,the strongest Chess software so far.

Do you eat Stockfish?

No I use it to play chess.

by 雪飞飞 February 18, 2021

socks

a place to cry.... :) and store your "liquids"

person 1: man i love my socks

person 2: theyre wet..from all the crying

by me and t-dawg March 4, 2021

stock market crash

stock market crash!

“abc if you caused stock market crash”

by dandymottstan88 January 28, 2021

Stock Prices

something that's hip/ trendy

Yo fucked my mom... that's pretty Stock Prices

by lammab March 24, 2021

stocket

the stock market

"The stocket will crash in 2023, I know it" said Ethan.

by jeeRAL March 18, 2023