Michael Steele Minute

A Michael Steele Minute is destined to replace the New York Minute as the smallest measurable amount of time in the universe.

A New York Minute is defined as the time between a traffic light turning green in New York City and the cab driver behind you honking his horn.

A Michael Steele Minute is defined as the time between President Obama leaving the Executive Office of the President of the United States and the firing of Michael Steele as the Chairman of the Republican National Committee.

Man 1: If I were offered that job, I’d have said yes in a Michael Steele Minute!

Man 2: You and me both!

by Politic Ric November 10, 2010

Michael Steele Second

A Michael Steele Second is destined to replace the New York Second as the smallest measurable amount of time in the universe.

A New York Second is defined as the time between a traffic light turning green in New York City and the cab driver behind you honking his horn.

A Michael Steele Second is defined as the time between President Obama leaving the Executive Office of the President of the United States and the firing of Michael Steele as the Chairman of the Republican National Committee.

Man 1: If I were offered that job, I’d have said yes in a Michael Steele Second!

Man 2: You and me both!

by Politic Ric November 10, 2010

Pittsburgh Steelers

The only team in the NFL right now to win 6 Super Bowls. They now have more Super Bowl championships than anyone in the league today and it'll probably stay that way for a while.

I bet those Cardinals fans were thinking they were gonna win their first Super Bowl at 2:37 in the 4th quarter up 3 points. Too bad the Pittsburgh Steelers had to take a dump on their chest and made a drive down the field in the last 2 minutes.

by bakfromon February 1, 2009

Soft Shelled Crab Sandwich

When a girl has a yeast infection and you take two slices of bread. put it over her vag and take a bite of the yeast infection. mmmmmmmmhmmm tasty good

fat people soft shelled crab sandwich good looks cook

by Masta Piz April 19, 2009

Shelley

A girl without much personality, who enjoys giving one-word answers and staring blankly at people when asked a question.

"An empty car pulled up and Shelley got out."

Person 1: "What's your name?"
Shelley: *stares*

by Harty4 May 16, 2010

Steelers

Jamies boots. Similar to boots used in a work place where toes can get pwn3d.

When Jamie kicked me with his steelers, i wanted to cry.

by Ihatesteelers April 3, 2007

[pittsburgh steelers]

An NFL team with a fan-base that completely optimizes the term "front runner." The steelers stadium "Heinz Field" has undoubtedly the worst turf in all of professional sports. Also some fans of the steelers are proud to call their team "the stillers" even though they dont realize that everyone else thinks they sound like a dumbass hilljack. Also a team that Joey Porter once played for, the reigning biggest piece of overrated shit in the NFL, Porter has made himself a career of getting put on his ass by Kellen Winslow Jr. ESPN analyst such as John Clayton and Merril Hodge absolutely blow the steelers, regardless of their record. Iron City Beer is lower class then Natural Light. In summary, a team with a percentage of fans that are truely legit fans however the majority of the fan base is made up of "fans" of a team that plays on a compost pile.

Before the 2007 NFL Season.

Ignorant pittsburgh steelers fan roommate-Santonio Holmes will have more kick returning yards and touchdowns then Josh Cribbs.

After the 2007 NFL season- Josh Cribbs is named to the Pro Bowl as the AFC's kick returner

by k2dynamo October 20, 2008