Sponge Bob

To get head from a woman while she's soaping you up in the shower.

"Man, I got a great Sponge Bob last night!"

by Lara111 September 28, 2007

oh spongebob, why?

A popular quote from the SpongeBob episode Boating School, when SpongeBob crashes into a lighthouse during a driving test.

SpongeBob: Okay, floor it.
(Crashes into lighthouse, while Mrs. Puff becomes big)
Mrs. Puff: Oh SpongeBob, why?

by The Real Driller June 5, 2016

spongebob

cum on a sponge, wait til it gets rock hard then bash someone in the back of the head

My home economics teacher gave me an F, so i offered to do the dishes after school and stole the sponge and snuck up on her and bashed her head in with a spongebob and gave myself an A then after gave her an ear cream pie.

by creamsoduh November 1, 2007

Spongebob Nap

So hungover that napping is hard. You can't bare to move and can only comprehend the intelligence of Spongebob Squarepants. Wumbo

"I got so drunk last night I had to take a Spongebob nap today!"

by squirrelnutz123 September 17, 2011

Spenser

a guy, who needs to get his priorities in check, because he can't seem to hold onto a girlfriend, because he lies, and he cheats, and is a sexter. he has alot of potential to be a good kid, but just can't get his head on straight to realize what he has.

For example, Spenser had a beautiful, wonderfully nice girlfriend, but couldn't hold on to her, because he is a cheater. This girlfriend does not deserve his bullcrap.

by ????????????????!!! November 28, 2010

cum sponge

one who ingests cum much like a sponge absorbs liquid

hey send the chick with crooked teeth and fairy tattoo on her arm of jewett city connecticut over here...shes the biggest cum sponge in the world!

by chainsawcharlie86 October 20, 2007

sponge

The feminine half of a lesbian couple, the masculine half being the stone.

The sponge stepped aside while the stone beat the shit out of the workmen making smart-arse remarks.

by Geronimo Sailor May 18, 2006