English or Spanish?

Question asked to someone followed by a test for one’s sexuality.

Man 1: English or Spanish?
Man 2: English

Man 1: Whoever moves first is gay
Man 2: …

by wannaberizzler June 8, 2024

Spanish Whistler

The act of eating your partners ass whilst they have diarrhea

Justin, I bought Ben some Taco Bell, I’m gonna give him a wild spanish whistler later, no homo of course

by Massive yeeter June 6, 2018

Spanish Biscuit

What a non native speaker calls their Spanish girlfriend.

“Who is she Órlaith?”
“Oh she’s my Spanish Biscuit” says Órlaith

by Foreigner lover 299 February 12, 2025

spanish doggy

The act of lifting up your partner while hitting it from behind, similar to lifting a small chihuahua

Complete fool: Oh why are your legs so swole?
Enlightened Ubermensch: I was trying out spanish doggy last night

by GreasyCici December 16, 2019

Spanish manacles

“Spanish manacles” are plates of food that are so very delicious, you just don’t want to get up from the table. You’re so unwilling to stop eating the food, that it’s as if you’re chained to the table in manacles (handcuffs).

The appetizers at that new restaurant are Spanish manacles for sure!

by Professor Paradise April 9, 2025

spanish fade

An unexpected shank, coined by Rickie Fowler during his third round at the 2025 Travelers Championship.

After shanking his approach shot on the first hole at the’25 Travelers, Rickie Fowler quickly sized up the awful hosel rocket as a Spanish fade. The announcer got a good laugh.

by Shanks4nuthin June 21, 2025

spanish#9709

White illiterate dad-bod having bougie boy that compensates his lack of personality with flagrant spending.

Looks like spanish#9709 is at it again

by Jackstackfireback January 31, 2019