Yacht Snot 

This is normally a young person who has access to large - and often times - unlimited amounts of money. The money comes from their parents. This person can be either male or female. A typical place to find such a turd is around your local university campus. They tend to stand out as they are normally driving a similar car to most pro athletes(porches, range rovers, denalis). When they are walking to class, you will notice them wearing polo shirts with popped collars and capri pants. They frequently reside in greek row. Someday they will find out that they were buying fake friends, can't buy coolness at Nordstroms.

Ninja 1: Yo did you see that Yacht Snot last night at the bar?
Ninja 2: Oh, you mean that dude flashing his dads American Express Black Card like he was Jay Z?
Ninja 1: Ya, that dude is a turd.
Ninja 2: I considered bringing his girl home, but she was just too orange for me.

Yacht Snot by trav907 March 22, 2010

Egyptian Snot Rocket 

During a blowjob, the woman takes the load up her nose then sneezes it out all over the guy's chest.

"Dude, she totally gave me an Egyptian Snot Rocket last night! It was AWESOME!"

Egyptian Snot Rocket by Edward Sparkleypants November 8, 2014

vagina snot 

when a girl is on the pill, she doesn't get her period so the old blood and uterine lining builds up and eventually she will start spotting, which will appear as vagina snot and be dark brown and slimy.

I started spotting today and now my panties are dirty with vagina snot

vagina snot by ktbee27 January 31, 2015

work my snot 

pick ones' nose -this is an activity that is apparently as horrifying as defecating, peeing, or baring 'prime parts' in public!!

on the seinfeld show, jerry gets 'burned' by some 'babe' because of a 'pick' appearing nose scratch

i need to work my snot, but i definitely don't want to get caught!!

if she sees me working my snot, it'll be all over......

i watched her work her snot while driving!!

work my snot by michael foolsley March 6, 2010

Cock-snot 

1. An affectionate Nothern English word used to describe a friend that fannys on too much before football or going out.

2. That last bit of cock juice that just wont go away.

3. When someone f**ks you over, they've cock snotted you.

1. Anth: 'Alreet Stu, have you seen Harvey around?'

Stu: 'Oh aye , that piece of cock-snot, he was plucking his eye lashes.'

2. Hammel: 'Oh bother, I just got cock snot on my short shorts.'

3. Rob the postie: 'Did you just see marty tell the referee that I s**tted in his coffee?'

Anth: 'Yes .... He completely cock-snotted you Mr postman.'

Cock-snot by safcstu March 22, 2010

blow (penis snot) 

ejaculate

Man, I like to blow penis snot in her face

blow (penis snot) by Anonymous July 16, 2003

German Snot Rocket

a sex position regarding a man getting a blow job and then stickin his dick in the women/ mans nose and them blowing there nose on the mans dick while he ejaculates in the nostral

dude, last night i gave kelsey a german snot rocket i like busted straight in her nose.

German Snot Rocket by theadore12 August 2, 2009