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Sneezing Dragon

when a girl is giving a guy head, and a guy is in the process of ejaculating. He shoves her head down on his penis, ejaculates in her mouth, then the semen passes thru her nasal passageway and out her nostrils.
Àang likes the sneezing dragon 5 days a week
by Àang October 12, 2025
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Trouser Sneeze

Ejaculation in one's own pants, literally. Metaphorically used as an expression of ecstatic excitement.
"Did you just snow your dacks?"
"You bet I did! I just had a massive trouser sneeze"
by Gruntie Stevie September 21, 2019
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Free Sneeze

To sneeze without restraint or any attempt to cover up. Possibly propelling cold, flu or Covid to nearby bystanders.
To rudely and openly sneeze without regard to the well being of others close by.
That idiot free sneezed right in the middle of the crowded elevator.
by Oscar & Stella February 2, 2022
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Russian Sneeze

A sneeze that is unique to Russia and the surrounding countries. They commonly look like a regular sneeze with a gunshot or heavy artillery shot in place of the sound.
European : "Sneeze"
Russian : "T-34 76.2mm HEAT Round Sound"
European: "Wow that was a Russian Sneeze"
by DarkestVoids April 1, 2021
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Sneeze in your snatchel

When your licking the mango but her snatchpatch tickles your nose and you surprisingly sneeze in her vagina.
Carl was vigorously eating out his girlfriend when a stray pube tickled his nose and made him sneeze.
Carl: "I love when I sneeze in your snatchel"
by 3 men n a lady April 1, 2017
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Sneeze Ninja

A Sneeze Ninja is an elite, considerate human being who has mastered the quick-tissue-grab move to ensure a splatter free sneeze. To be dubbed a Sneeze Ninja one must prove that when they feel a sneeze coming on, they will get to their face first with a tissue so their hands stay clean and germ free, even if it's a window of less than .03 seconds.

You will never see a splatter from a considerate Sneeze Ninja, unless you yourself splatter: Sneeze Ninja will punish humans accordingly for the virus they have just inconsiderately spread.
Guy on train sneezes, making no attempt at a quick-tissue-grab, instead spraying his malicious germs into the public arena.

Sneeze Ninja side kicks him to the face with his glad-wrapped foot, and leaves filth spreader with a packet of Kleenex.
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Sneeze

Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 2, 2022
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