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honey smuggler

by The Big Nigel August 8, 2022
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Salami Smuggler

a guy who stuffs the crotch area of his underwear to make it look as though he has a big dick. Sometimes uses a real sausage of piece of hose, etc; and is not limited to using this technique to entice either gay or straight men or women. also used by trannys trying to appear to be well endowed men.
just look at that Salami Smuggler parading around Boys Town, trolling for action, with his overly large, stuffed package bulging out.
by Rory O'Doul October 7, 2022
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cock smuggler

I heard her boyfriend is really a Rooster Thief ,straight cock smuggler.
by anonymous November 19, 2022
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Cum Smuggler

Slang for a slutty person (Man or woman) that enjoys man cum. They are smuggling cum cause they're just so naughty.
Man Jaxson is such a Cum Smuggler
I know right, he looks like he just loves eating cum and sucking dick. Foul.
by Mink673 January 19, 2023
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Slug Smuggling

When a lady gets aroused and leaves slimy trails in her undergarments almost as if she has hidden slugs in them to prevent detection from customs.
“Oh Charles, the sight of you in your fancy king hat had me dripping like a broken refrigerator. I must away and change my Knick-knacks, as they are as if I have been slug smuggling.”

(Queen Camilla after the Coronation of King Charles III.)
by Jimbo Baggins May 6, 2023
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Kangaroo Smuggler

Someone who likes having their anus fisted, while simultaneously having someone spit in their face/mouth.
by Greybeardthepirate212 May 24, 2023
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Koala Smuggler

Similar to the Kangaroo Smuggler, the Koala Smuggler is the person doing the fisting and spitting.
I finally found a Koala Smuggler to meet my friend who is a Kangaroo Smuggler
by Greybeardthepirate212 May 24, 2023
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