Smidgebit

Adj. (Smidge-Bit)

The response for when you are high and someone asks "how high you are." You determine you aren't really high, but you're still feeling really good. Smidge meaning small tiny and Bit meaning also tiny bit.

Friend: "Hey man how high are you?"
You: "Just a smidgebit"

by Charpter3 April 30, 2015

smile high club

Having sex with a dentist in the dental chair.

Related to: Mile High Club

"Did your dental appointment go well?"
"Damn right, I just joined the Smile High Club."

by SassyHashtag May 12, 2015

Smaldren

Group of toddlers or large groups of children. Especially relevant if they are screaming brats, but can be used in positive manner also. Sounds like cauldron - which is were screaming brats should be.

Argh smaldren everywhere, lets get out of here!!!!

by auzkiwi July 13, 2016

Smilage

A bad joke you told that you just can't stop laughing about. You find yourself grinning over your own witty banter long after everyone else ceased politely laughing at the joke.

The joke can often otherwise be characterized as a dad joke, pun or weird inside joke.

That joke I told Cindy about 'tearable puns' sure gave me a lot of smilage.

by sublingual September 22, 2016

Smiled me up

A phrase meaning to be given marijuana by a person who's willing to share

"I thought I was just going to his house to watch the game, but then he smiled me up. I didn't expect him to be really cool like that."

by bubblepiemaura March 12, 2017

Smile

A mask to hide our depression

"What? Noo, I'm perfectly fine, mom. No no, don't worry about me! Don't you see the smile on my face?"

by Dave Nova May 27, 2017

Smidgen Nerks

Smidgen Nerks are fish and chips what are bought in certain parts of Northern England from fish and chip shops/chippies etc. The fish is usually battered, occasionally breaded and never poncey. Smidgen Nerks are never poncey. Smidgen Nerks are PROPER grub, none of yer poncey celebrity chef muck. If Jamie Oliver where to attempt to cook Smidgen Nerks, he would fail. He's a poncey celebrity chef and he can't fry a proper chippy tea. Smidgen Nerks are always served hot, usually wrapped in paper, or served on a plate in a café, restaurant or chip shop forecourt. Smidgen Nerks are staple foods in South West p'Ossett and regularly eaten by MiSTERWiNT, with or without mushy peas. Washed down with pints of freshly brewed tea. Smidgen Nerks!

MiSTERWiNT was gagging for his smidgen nerks, and just about managed to get to the chippy in time before he would have collapsed from malnutrition. Also exhaustion.
"Smidgen Nerks for breakfast", asked MiSTERWiNT?
"Be rude not to!", replied Mr. zZart!

by NextDoorCat June 10, 2018