Smeg

When someone called "Meg" steals something. An abbreviation of "It's Meg".

"URGH, has anyone seen my medication? It's gone missing from my bag."

"Smeg"

by rjtl77 July 8, 2023

Smeegledorf

To be proven wrong about a generalization, or hyperbole.

"There's a definition for every combination of letters. Everything is a word."
"What about Smeegledorf?"
"Ah phooey, I've been Smeegledorfed."

by Spark-E August 6, 2023

Smeg-Willy

The process of wiping your self made smeg across another individual’s ear or face, imitating the famous “wet- willy”

I just gave Sonny a sick smeg-Willy and he cried.

by DaddyLongStroke_6969 June 8, 2023

Smeegy

A wonderful little creature, most often in the contention for best of all time. Most often used to refer to those who fall under the categories: "just a little guy" "so baby and tiny" and "really awesome and cool"

Smeegy can be used as a noun, adjective, and verb making it one of the most versatile words in the English language.

Aww look at my little smeegy baby. How cute.

Wow she/he/it is so smeegy!

You better not be smeeging right now...

by ActuallyGodForReal June 24, 2023

smeggybum

A person that has smegma in their anus, typically after anal sex. It can also be used as a vulgar insult to call someone bad at something, for example an activity or video game.

John: You're a smeggybum, Mitchell.
Mitchell: Shut your mouth, you smeghead.

by SHMEGGYLUCA July 17, 2024

Smegledike

Bulldike that smells like urine and fish.
See smegma in urban dictionary.

Damn it Suzy!!! I smell fish, are you hiding that Smegledike in the closet?

by justin case 4u October 31, 2023

Smeggler

A seggsy smeggsy man, boyfriend, or husband who has hella rizz and treats you right.

“You see him?”

“Yeah?”
“That’s my smeggler 😏.”
“He must treat you good 😍.”

by sebatrick December 18, 2023