sloppy john

An absolutely atrociously given hand job.

She came back to my place afterwards, but we didn't even fuck—all I got was a sloppy john and an Indian burn.

by IHaveNothingCleverToSay January 25, 2018

sloppy cockle

its when you dip your cock into a bottle of hand sanitiser and then stick it on your girl and make her bounce on it.

baby come here and bounce on my sloppy cockle

by reclaimedpussy July 13, 2022

sloppy bacon

Leaky and dripping.

That Nicola Simpson, she's a right sloppy bacon

by Ergosum June 22, 2016

sloppy faygo

Where a woman puts any type of Faygo soda in her mouth and sucks off a man with the Faygo in her mouth until he cums then the woman drinks the cum mixed Faygo

Person1. Why is your mouth dripping with Faygo? Person 2. I just gave my dad a sloppy Faygo

by Jimbo0806 January 22, 2021

Sloppy hippo

Bangin a fat beast under water

One night I got super drunk and did a sloppy hippo, and woke up the next morning with pond scum on my ballsack

by Animal tamer June 19, 2017

sloppy toboggan

When you let a double chalupa from taco bell sit too long and the bottom falls out.

Son of a bitch Gerald! I dont have a fork for my sloppy toboggan!

by thatsteelersguy February 6, 2019

sloppy seth

When you rip a sloppy seth, its a messy shit and you obliterate your toilet. Mostly people rip sloppy seth after eating corn and mashed potatoes

Last night i creamed walmart's toilet with a sloppy seth

by apoorip October 20, 2017