Noun.
The cold, wet bed linens that come as the aftermath of a passionate, sexually-rewarding session that resulted in the female's expulsion of body fluids of genital origin (also known as ejaculate or, colloquially, as squirt).
The cold, wet bed linens that come as the aftermath of a passionate, sexually-rewarding session that resulted in the female's expulsion of body fluids of genital origin (also known as ejaculate or, colloquially, as squirt).
My dear son,
That skank you slept with last night left a whole mess on your bed. I ain't washing your squirt sheets again this time!
Mom
That skank you slept with last night left a whole mess on your bed. I ain't washing your squirt sheets again this time!
Mom
by Michu & Luci December 17, 2024
Get the Squirt Sheetsmug. 1. The act of one or more homospapiens engaging in the action of smoking the doobies and or pot smoking whilst making an attempt to conver the smell with a dryer sheet.
2. The use of a dryer sheet on either the room vents or through the use of a toilet paper roll to cover the scent of your weed smoke.
(If you attempt this action keep in mind that you may think it works but in fact you are too toasted to realize that you are just committing the act of douchebaggery and everyone knows what you are doing.)
2. The use of a dryer sheet on either the room vents or through the use of a toilet paper roll to cover the scent of your weed smoke.
(If you attempt this action keep in mind that you may think it works but in fact you are too toasted to realize that you are just committing the act of douchebaggery and everyone knows what you are doing.)
Jack: Hey what is that smell?
Mikko: That is just my cockblocking roommate baking the sheets.
Jack: Oh that's why I smell mountain fresh air mixed with weed and a hint of ass. What a douchebag.
Mikko: Agreed, lets wait until he is totally blazed then drop him off in front of Flamethrowers down town.
Mikko: That is just my cockblocking roommate baking the sheets.
Jack: Oh that's why I smell mountain fresh air mixed with weed and a hint of ass. What a douchebag.
Mikko: Agreed, lets wait until he is totally blazed then drop him off in front of Flamethrowers down town.
by Plagued Soul August 13, 2010
Get the Baking the sheetsmug. Last Halloween, I saw a small sheet dressed as a gladiator, wearing a sheet, sword and sheet. He kept running around stabbing sheets on the street. No cap.
by Herpa_derp May 4, 2023
Get the Sheetmug. Waving your arms & legs on a comfy bed with over 700 thread count sheets & non-allergenic goose down pillows. Indoor fun played by one or more partners.
Similar to snow angels but without the cold.
Similar to snow angels but without the cold.
The bed at the hotel suite was so amazing I didn't want to do anything but stay under the covers and make sheets angels.
It was so cold that we stayed inside and made sheet angels all day long.
It was so cold that we stayed inside and made sheet angels all day long.
by Twice On Sunday March 5, 2010
Get the Sheet Angelsmug. 
by tartagliasjuicyballs March 27, 2022
Get the clean bed sheetsmug. Subjectively used for the phrase "Bull shit," bull SHEET emphasizing a mid-european/slovakian accent. It is commonly mistaken for sheets, like bed sheets or any other fabric/paper sheet. It still has the same meaning the original phrase, meaning to be "a fucking lie," or "Hocus Pocus Shit." Bull Sheet usually comes after a sentence, or the phrase can be used as a sentence/rebuttal itself.
It is also more commonly use for idiots who are not allowed to use "curse" words.
It is also more commonly use for idiots who are not allowed to use "curse" words.
by MilesIsNotKorean May 7, 2021
Get the Bull Sheetmug.