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Spoon the Coon

A game in which participants of non-black ethnicity drive around a particularly poor neighbourhood in an automobile of some sort. The participants carry with them a bag of metal spoons and whenever they see a black person they roll down the windows and scream SPOON THE COON!!! whilst throwing the spoon at the black person. If the spoon makes contact with its intended target then the drive continues, if the spoon misses then the driver stops the vehicle and the thrower of said missed spoon must exit the vehicle and retrieve the spoon from the ground. If you miss your throw then you are likely going to die because black people don't much like this game.
Greg: Hey quick roll down the windows there be a nigger up ahead!
SPOON THE COON!!!

*Greg throws spoon at black man, but misses*

Bob: Well you missed, better bring the shotgun with you when you grab that spoon that nigger's got a killin look in his eye.
by runshat October 27, 2010
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spoon feed the dragon

yo bro you check out those pics of jessica beil with the safe search off.. oh yeah i spoon feed the dragon to that shit all night.
by DeLarsh January 8, 2009
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dirty spooner

A dirty spooner is usually a male, who tries to convince their victim, usually a female friend, that they wish to innocently spoon "as friends". The male then proceeds to awkwardly prod the female with his boner while acting like he is doing no such thing.
O-M-G, B-T-W, my friend Jordan, is a fuckin' dirty spooner. I was upset last night cause my boyfriend dumped me, and we were hanging out and I needed a cuddle buddy. Then he started fuckin' poking me with his thing and didn't even say anything. He just acted like he wasn't even doing anything.
by dirty propaganda September 25, 2009
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Movie Spoon

A friend you harmlessly cuddle with while watching movies and sports
Want to movie spoon later?

I am going to Bobby's house tonight we have a movie spoon date
by Audrey Van January 5, 2011
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Baby Spoon

Matt Gable (mah-tuh-GAY-bull|

Noun
1. Meaning to eradicate oneself of all manliness, dignity, and pride.
2. To bend to the will of ones master, A.K.A 'The Girlfriend', and lose all dominance whatsoever.
3. To be totally bitches.
Guy #1: "Aaron is bitches."
Guy #2: "Agreed."

baby spoon
by aaronisbitches August 25, 2011
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spoon jaw

Nigger that has a large out hanging jaw that looks like an ape.
That Spoon Jaw should be hanging from a vine.
by Cletus T. Brown August 31, 2008
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Little Girl, Big Spoon

adj.

1.deviating from truth or fact; erroneous
2.not correct in action, judgment, opinion, method, etc., as a person;
3.not proper or usual; not in accordance with requirements or recommended practice.
Little Girl, Big Spoon is clearly Little Girl, Big Spoon about this issue.
by Brosefix November 30, 2006
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