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Sand Cannon

Somebody's butthole that tends to be really dry and hairy. Possibly because of not being able to wipe good enough.
Hey Cruz have you went to the doctors to look at your sand cannon issue yet?
by JosephMayo June 15, 2018
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Sand necker

A trashy red neck who frequents the beach, most notably the Gulf Coast. Typically identified by bud light, cornhole boards, country music, and a sunburn.
Florida beaches are nice, but they're ruined by all these damn sand neckers.
by Nevets August 14, 2017
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Dick sand

An undeniably hot guy who’s dick sucks you in easily if you get to close and sucks in anything near or around him with his charm.
a bad or dangerous situation from which it is hard to escape.
"Jessica found her self sinking fast in dick sand after meeting Jeff .”
by Morganna A.J February 5, 2019
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Jesus Sand

The purest Molly/MDMA/Ecstasy on the market.

It is referred to as "Jesus Sand" because it is a powder that has a brownish-yellowish color to it and it makes you feel like the messiah.
Person 1: "We found a bag of this yellow powder infront of the Coachella entrance and we snorted a bump of it and we were rolling balls harder than we ever had before".

Person 2: "Yo! That's that JESUS SAND, the purist shit you can find on the market".

Person 2: "
by Tod1232 June 27, 2015
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sand brit

"You see that fucking Sand Brit over there?"
by TheAnonymousTurtle November 23, 2016
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sand matters

The moment you realize your life matters; if you think of your life as an hourglass, then the sand is your past, present, and future. The only time you have is right now, the only life you have is right now. Sand matters means awakening to the realization that the only grains that matter are falling through right now.
It's time your sand matters. Your life, your time, your sand matters.
by windysister June 16, 2009
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sand shark

after busting during intercourse, rubbing your penis in sand and pushing it back into the girls pussy
by Jack----- May 13, 2005
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