The Dirty Sanchez Tequila

The best f*cking tequila in the world

The Dirty Sanchez Tequila is the perfect combination of sweet and spicy.

by @thedirtysancheztequila July 21, 2023

The Dirty Sanchez

The wild thing, the , s.e.x., doing it all, so to speak.

Me and Jeff, the Pepsi guy, and John, the metro , in two days apart did "The Dirty Sanchez". Jeff was ing awesome!!!!

by Stephanizzle Pimpettizzle July 30, 2008

Dirty Sanchez Sandwich

The act of sticking your entire face in your lovers ass and dismantling from left to right then squeezing the ass checks together with your face in the middle forming a sandwich.

Freddie satisfied his hunger after sharing a tasty, steaming hot
Dirty Sanchez Sandwich platter with
Harold.

by streetwhiz April 17, 2009

The Flaming Verizon Sanchez

Map of an oil spill that looks like a big beard of shit. It’s located in the Gulf of Mexico, it’s the most expensive, it was given by those fags from England, the world is stuck with it for the next two fucking years, it’s fucking friends and family, and no matter what is said on TV or read on The Internet, its coverage is still shit.

British Petroleum gave America The Flaming Verizon Sanchez because England was tired of United States Citizens making fun of them because no one over there gives a fuck that England’s universal health care system doesn’t cover dental.

by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010

tahitian dirty sanchez

Shaving off the side of a coconut and sticking it above a girls lips

I had a good time with edouard last night, he gave me a Tahitian dirty sanchez

by Tahiti plays big August 6, 2014

slimy sanchez

When you pick your nose and wipe it on someone, esp. a teammate.

Yo, did you see Mark Sanchez just pick his nose and wipe it on his teammate on camera?

Yep, the first slimy sanchez just happened.

by wyrnyrd January 24, 2011

matthew sanchez

The biggest nerd you will ever meet. Collects bottle caps shaped like dicks.

He looks like a Matthew Sanchez

by MattSanchezHater666 December 19, 2014