swimming kid

A kid or teen who gives off the mood that makes you think "he definitely has swimming lessons".

"Person 1: Hey, not to be mean, or doesn't that kid look like he does some type of sport?"

"Person 2: Oh, yeah, he does have some swim meets."
"Person 1: Thanks, I could tell that kid was a swimming kid or other kid who does a competitive sport."

by theswimkid2001 May 20, 2024

dirty swim team

the dirty swim team is a sex act mostly performed by men, it involves the man defecating into swim goggles and then forcing the woman to wear them for 3-4 days the after the 4 days when her eye is completely diseased,the man fucks her eye until it falls out which the woman must then consume covered in the mans cum

Todd: Hey john what happened last night with Karen?
John: I started a dirty swim team on her a few days ago and finished it last night.

by bennyboy6999 May 24, 2015

Start swimming

The phrase "start swimming" is a phrase used by teens to tell someone to fight. Start swimming is a nice and fun way to tell someone to fight.

You wanna talk shit? Hoe start swimming!

by Letsmakesomewordsgoviral June 17, 2018

[adult swim]

Cartoon Network's late night programming block that you probably used to stay up late to watch Family Guy on as a kid. Has a habit of showing weird experimental programming past midnight, which you've probably woken up to in the middle of the night and wondered if you were still dreaming.

Kid A: "You look tired today. Did you stay up to watch Family Guy on adult swim again?"
Kid B: "Yeah, and then I woke up to some weird shit at 3 AM and couldn't tell if it was real or not."

by Yongle Yui III January 15, 2024

ninja swimming

Swimming in a stranger's pool in the middle of the night without getting caught.
Bonus: going through a neighborhood, swimming in as many backyard pools as you can in one night.

While the rich people went to Cancun, my friends and I went Ninja Swimming during spring break.

by I'mNotThatOld July 23, 2016

swimming with the fishs

Mean one who is dead and body is dumped in a body of water with fish

Jimmy: " Tony where's Carl?"
Tony: "Carl is swimming with the fishs."

by Swimming with the fishs February 3, 2017

Swim-boner

When a dude gets out if the pool and your trunks are sucked up against your awkward temperature member.

Had to fluff some air into my trunks so nobody saw my swim-boner

by TwitchNoLimitations January 22, 2024