Bird Snuggles

1. When the old creeper in a crowd rubs up against you pretending it was accidental.

2. How pervs cop a feel without getting arrested.

3. Invasion of personal space by pretending it was socially acceptable.

"That pockmarked Amish looking dude just rubbed his junk against my thigh. He gave me the old bird snuggles."

"See that tight blonde over there? B**** is asking for it. I'm going to go give her some birds snuggles."

by Hillieanders May 12, 2019

Bro Snuggles

When you and your bros are cold so you get them bro snuggles

"Hey bro im kinda cold wanna have bro snuggles?"
"Always bro"

by Red Milkshake November 26, 2019

Bed snuggles

Same as cuddles but deeper.

Bed snuggles

by Thispagewasmadeforme September 10, 2020

Bed snuggles

Same as cuddles but deeper.

Bed snuggles

by Thispagewasmadeforme September 10, 2020

Bed snuggles

Same as cuddles but deeper.

Bed snuggles

by Thispagewasmadeforme September 10, 2020

A Struggling Stranger

Jerking off with your sore arm the day after getting your second COVID vaccination.

Man, I gave myself a struggling stranger last night. It was like I’d stopped at a roadhouse and picked up a 60 year old sex worker that was getting to the end of her shift.

by Jimbo Notjones September 27, 2021

you strugglin

You're being a fuckin idiot and you're not making any sense

"I made a 13 on that test" "wow. You struggling"

by Sushimutt July 31, 2023