The Frappuccinos made us very horny so we decided to Starfuck.
We used the whipped cream from our lattes to Starfuck.
We used the whipped cream from our lattes to Starfuck.
by fratsarestupid May 9, 2011
Get the Starfuck mug."Starburst" refers to a rare phenomenon,that blights misfortunate female adult film actresses. With the advent of "monstor cock" movies, the starburst has become a growing albeit still rare problem. A starburst is the painful consequence of a pornstar having either their vag or ring visciously split open by an enormous penis. The risk is magnified if 2 members enter one entrance in a double donging. Fisting is also a cause of intra pubic fissures.
What to do in the case of a Starburst emergency?
Well it goes without saying that prevention is better than treatment so the official line given from the starburst provention society is to : "apply copious amounts of KY in order to assist lubrication when shafting nasty bitches". Should a tear/starbust occur follow these proceedures, its as easy as S-P-U-N-K!:
1. STEM the flow of blood (place pressure on the surrounding area of the hole
2. PLACE an ice pack on said area
3. UTILIZE panties as a dressing
4. NOTE whether there is any swelling in the membranes.
5. KILL time by having a wank
What to do in the case of a Starburst emergency?
Well it goes without saying that prevention is better than treatment so the official line given from the starburst provention society is to : "apply copious amounts of KY in order to assist lubrication when shafting nasty bitches". Should a tear/starbust occur follow these proceedures, its as easy as S-P-U-N-K!:
1. STEM the flow of blood (place pressure on the surrounding area of the hole
2. PLACE an ice pack on said area
3. UTILIZE panties as a dressing
4. NOTE whether there is any swelling in the membranes.
5. KILL time by having a wank
(Applicable only to pornstars)
RECTAL STARBURST - back passage fissure
VAGINAL STARBURST- Serious split/tear of the pussy
A&E STARBURST- Extreme life threatening Starburst
S&M STARBURST - Purposeful split to create a pleasure/pain sensation -(use S-P-U-N-K if you decide to try this)
RECTAL STARBURST - back passage fissure
VAGINAL STARBURST- Serious split/tear of the pussy
A&E STARBURST- Extreme life threatening Starburst
S&M STARBURST - Purposeful split to create a pleasure/pain sensation -(use S-P-U-N-K if you decide to try this)
by Finesilver January 11, 2005
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When one sticks sweets up a persons nose and makes them give them deapthroat untill they can breath anymore and the sweets shoot out of the persons nose
Yesterday i starbursted my girlfriend, it took a whole minute before the sweets shot out!! *starbursting*
by standby September 16, 2007
Get the STARBURSTING mug.During (or after) sex, the blurs of color you get after you try to move, get up, walk, etc afterwards. Starburst can make you temporarily blind until lights come on, or until you get a rush of blood to your head. Good luck making it to a stand, that is, if your knees don't give on you on the way up.
Girl: "Okay, let's change positions."
Guy: *pant* "Yeah, just gimme a sec...I'm starbursting big time right now."
Guy: *pant* "Yeah, just gimme a sec...I'm starbursting big time right now."
by Chris Conkle August 30, 2007
Get the Starburst mug.The person that comes to mind when you are in a Starbucks buying coffee because you know they wouldn't miss the chance of being there at Starbucks with you.
by Bisi Sous Panda August 20, 2015
Get the Starbuckser mug.The assholes that get drinks at Starbucks. Not the normal customers, but the true fuckers that take delight in bullshit drinks and bullshit complaints.
Barista over the head seat: This starfucker in the drive through said it’s only 12 packs of sugar not the 13 he ordered. He wants a complete remake!
by Gunslinger0351 February 3, 2019
Get the Starfucker mug.K: Where are they?
A: Oh, I think they are starbucking right now.
K: We should starbuck sometime!
A: I know, we haven't starbucked in forever.
A: Oh, I think they are starbucking right now.
K: We should starbuck sometime!
A: I know, we haven't starbucked in forever.
by aaroneous January 21, 2008
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