Squeezing an edloaf

While taking a dump, having to clinch up your butt, breaking or “squeezing” your doodie log off, in order to end your poop before you are actually finished. (Usually resulting in excessive wiping and dingleberries.)

I’m squeezing an edloaf, if I’m going to catch the bus. No leisurely pooping for this cowboy today!

by Cap’n Cuntch February 22, 2020

Squeezing The Shooter

A term used to define Jacking Off, can be heard as Choking the Chicken, Piping the Peter, or Wanking. There are countless other names for this definition.

Andrew: yea so my parents walked in while I was making the bald man cry
Allen: oh they caught you Squeezing the Shooter LmO

by ScopeSnipe01 June 14, 2020

squeeze

reaching

"he said gojo was coming back but that's a squeeze and a half"

by skibidirizzlergyat August 22, 2024

jack my main squeeze

jackson is a cool kid and he likes to send memes especially about the holocaust he is a terrorist and is apart of the mafia and likes to rape young children.

hey look it's jack my main squeeze the terrorist

by jsbshhahaha bahah June 28, 2019

Squeeze Mah Cheese

Masterbaiting really fast in a short amount of time.

I always Squeeze Mah Cheese in the bathroom, 4 minutes before English class starts.

by DeepFreeze June 23, 2010

Fart Squeeze

a person that squeezes their facts

Dude that bitch is a fart squeezer

by Sharter69 January 1, 2021

booty squeeze

When you don't wipe well and shit squeezes out while you walk.

Damn bro. I got booty squeeze right now the stall didn't have enough toilet paper.

by TheChadandLad October 5, 2021