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Spoon Bang

When you're too ashamed to look the person you're banging in the eye. The modern day paper bag.
"She's not that cute but I would spoon bang her." - Guy
by a-lex May 16, 2014
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spoon chain

A long line of people spooning each other.
Last night at Kellie's scary movie party we had the longest spoon chain ever. We are going for the longest spoon chain yet at the snuggle party next week. Spoon chain!
by kate17 December 12, 2013
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Dookie Spoon

The utensil used to remove fecal matter from the rectum of someone severely constipated.
Because no one in the trailer park had ever heard of an enema, Lloyd was forced to use the dookie spoon on his 500lb mother when it became clear there was no way a turd that large was going to pass through her rectum unaided.
by alie oop May 21, 2012
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There's me spoon

Interchangeable with "pardon me"

If your stomach makes a particularly loud grumble, or a little air slips accidentally from either passage (front or back) you can acknowledge its passing politely with this little interjection to make it known it was not purposeful.
Usually accompanied with a look of shock from the perpetrator.
*Tummy grumble* "Oop, there's me spoon"
by Nothatoriginal October 31, 2011
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Hard Spoon

When someone, who is much larger and of the same sex, uncomfortably or forcibly snuggles up behind someone
She seems so sad and vulnerable crying on her bed, I'm going in for a Hard Spoon.....
by Maryjane* December 13, 2017
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Omega spoon

Method 1:
The act of removing the spine and troublesome organs via incision down the back, then huddle inside the corpse of your love one.

Method 2:
unhinging the jaw of a love one, stepping inside feet first and pulling the body around like a jumpsuit of onesie

whatever method is used the outcome should be the same; Your full face showing out of the horrid opening that use to be your lover's mouth. showcasing your gleeful face and you bathe in the safety and serenity of the omega spoon
"Jessica, i love Brad so much! i want to omega spoon him tonight"-Amanda
"aww that's so cute! i'm jealous "- Jessica
by Fornite sux July 5, 2018
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spoon whore

Will spoon anyone. Anytime. For any reason.
Chrissy said she is a spoon whore and I believe it
by Katyladey August 16, 2016
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