toilet soap

When youre on the toilet and you bust a nut so hard it starts bubbling like soap

bro i just shit myself when i pulled a toilet soap!!!

toilet soap by toiletsoap May 30, 2025

Idaho soap dispenser

When a man shoves a bar of soap up his ass, then stands butthole to butthole with another man and pushes the soap back and forth between the two until the soap is gone

Porter and Ayden decided they wanted to do the Idaho soap dispenser

Idaho soap dispenser by Crackdafteshies69 January 31, 2026

Unwrap the soap 

Should these things really be so goddam literal?
Going To the Shops - The act of leaving your abode to purchase items of need or want.

"Hey, Mike, I need some milk, so I'm going to the shops"

Unwrap the soap. ffs

Unwrap the soap by Sean in Dublin December 25, 2007

romulan vulcan soap 

It is the war of two different soap brands merging with eventual unification at the realizations of being bar soap cousins.

Unlike Vulcan soap, Romulan Vulcan soap leads to a better overall soap; each lending their own advantages.

romulan vulcan soap by Creonmahoney March 4, 2015

Subterranean Bath Soap

The act of melting three specific fruits, freezing them, melting them again, freezing them once more, throwing them off a cliff, scavenging the shards of frozen fruit that fell from the cliff, rubbing them against a tree, then shoving every shard up their lover's rear all at once.

"Oh baby gimme some Subterranean Bath Soap right now I need it"

Subterranean Bath Soap by MaffaMuffa April 5, 2017

Eating the Soap

Instead of dropping the soap in prison you suck your cellmate off in hopes he doesn't drop the soap in ya booty

Damn, Toni didn't drop the soap he ate it!!!!!!

Oh man Toni was eating the soap!

Eating the Soap by John Hetlinger December 5, 2018

Slippin’ like wet soap 

Messing up or screwing up

Failing

“ Homegirls late paying me my money back - that girl is slippin’ like wet soap “

Slippin’ like wet soap by MollyRust August 5, 2020