Grade A dick sneeze

That one history teacher who alters things just to make a party look good

The American education system is a Grade A dick sneeze

by Dinkster October 25, 2019

Sneezed at night

If you sneeze at night that means you should call biman.

I just sneezed at night i should call biman.

by bimxn August 24, 2022

Clam Sneeze

Like a queef but infinitly more powerful and stinky. Its like shitting out clam chowder in a gaseous form from your pussy.

Goddamn Rebecca cover your snatch before you Clam Sneeze on my couch!

I Clam Sneezed in his eye last night, now hes like Helen Keller

by Cummie Dumpling December 3, 2018

Protein sneeze

Ejaculation of the penis.

Drew released the ole protein sneeze after a brief moment of excitement.

by Cmullins88 December 8, 2021

hand sneeze

When you ejaculate after a hand job.

Man, you should've seen my hand sneeze last night!

by Artie Chokes November 24, 2021

scissor bone sneeze

To rip ass

Dam Joe, that scissor bone sneeze was rank!

by Wizkid1320 May 29, 2019

Sneeze Ninja

A Sneeze Ninja is an elite, considerate human being who has mastered the quick-tissue-grab move to ensure a splatter free sneeze. To be dubbed a Sneeze Ninja one must prove that when they feel a sneeze coming on, they will get to their face first with a tissue so their hands stay clean and germ free, even if it's a window of less than .03 seconds.

You will never see a splatter from a considerate Sneeze Ninja, unless you yourself splatter: Sneeze Ninja will punish humans accordingly for the virus they have just inconsiderately spread.

Guy on train sneezes, making no attempt at a quick-tissue-grab, instead spraying his malicious germs into the public arena.

Sneeze Ninja side kicks him to the face with his glad-wrapped foot, and leaves filth spreader with a packet of Kleenex.

by The Original Sneeze Ninja May 23, 2013