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Fob slap

The act of screaming "Du ma!" like a fob, then pulling a soggy, wet, greasy, cold, stanky eggroll out of ones pocket and shoving it into anothers mouth while they are trying to talk. Then violently slap the victim till satisfied.
girl: do you have s-i-l-v-e-r-w-a-r-e?...
guy: DU MA!!!
*fob slap*
girl: ow wtf!...oh hell naw. i've just been fob slapped. fml.
by PhatassTactix October 9, 2010
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slap a canary on it

to put a yellow sticker on a windshield of a car to indicate that the car is unroadworthy. Australian English only
This car is a real disgrace. I really have no choice but to "slap a canary on it".
by Aussieq April 6, 2010
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slap adapter

an adapter to play music from an external device (usually ipod) in your car
yo man do you have a slap adapter so i can bump some of my music from my ipod
by balling123 March 28, 2009
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boogar slap

The act of bitch slapping someone so hard boogars, and spit fly from the face of the unsuspecting foe.
Damn bro Rick just boogar slapped the shit out of that dude!!
by 4runner91 February 25, 2017
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blanket slap

When one person does something wrong but you have to smack everyone in the group to ensure no one else does the same thing.
Person 1: He wasn't complaining about me, was he?
Person 2: No, it was someone else but I had to blanket slap all of you anyway.
by VidkidVidkid May 18, 2017
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salty slap

The wiping of ones sweaty privates and smacking an unsuspecting individual across the face.
That bitch pissed me off so bad i gave her the salty slap.
by scottn June 15, 2006
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Chelsea Slap

When you walk into a public bathroom and you get hit with that smell of air freshener and fecal matter.
"Hey mate, how is the bathroom?"

"Yeah it's not too bad. Fucking stank though... Gave me to old Chelsea Slap."
by chuckradders June 12, 2020
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