Dude I was getting a haircut at fantastic sam's and after I got a shitty haircut with uneven sideburns, I took my hairdresser in the back and gave her a Fantastic Slam.
by True American Grandpa April 18, 2010

When you’re pulverizing that pussy to the degree where she’ll need a wheelchair for a few days after.
by Bartle_doo December 27, 2018

by Bass23 June 26, 2016

1. Dude: Oh man, that girl slams bananas. Don't try and pick her up.
2. Girl: I gave him a banana slam; best way to get rid of a guy.
2. Girl: I gave him a banana slam; best way to get rid of a guy.
by MarkCohen April 21, 2010

I didn't have any breakfast or lunch, so I totally just slam nommed a large pizza.
Dude, I'm starving. I'm going to slam nom some pork rinds when we get home.
Dude, I'm starving. I'm going to slam nom some pork rinds when we get home.
by Raneyroo June 12, 2013

The poetry that thrives in a culture of non-readers. Very sincere, bad poetry. Delivered in front of and given encouragement from a small group of people who are also bad poets. Slam poets think that their poetry is more powerful if they just yell it. Sincerely painful to listen to. It's bad poetry. They try very hard, but they have no idea what they're doing.
by Alisha Cunningham December 9, 2008

when a man is fucking a girl extremely hard, and then he yells "hail hilter", pulls out an unloaded pistol, and puts it up to the girls head. Then as she screams the man pistol whips her and then he cums deep in her throat, so when she wakes up she cannot talk properly and sounds german.
by Marty Plopfood November 25, 2007
