Satanic Verse

Started by the blog Who Rattled Your Cage (whorattledyourcage.blogspot.com), 'Satanic Verse' is Scottish rhyming slang for 'erse' (arse or behind). The blogger thought it would be funny to turn a literary controversy into cheeky rhyming slang.

"Stick that right up yer Satanic Verse."

by Scotsmanic69 January 22, 2023

Satan Spreading

The act of dropping down a stripper pole into hell, and proceeding to lap-dance satan in a seductive way. You proceed to Satan Spread your legs across his forehead

Nas X - Tell me what you want, tell me what you need
Satan - I want you to lap-dance on my forehead, bruh
Nas X - Lets do some satan spreading

by CheezyPreyzels13! March 30, 2021

satan's wax

When hot water meets cum

I jerked off in the bathtub and made satan's wax

by Boogman69 November 29, 2020

Satan Was A Christian

Jesus was a Satanist. Satan was a Christian.

"Jesus was a Satanist 'cause Satan goes to church. Satan was a Christian when the death bell rang for Lurch. He died a frankenbooger up his nostril with a seed. They buried him on Friday. Now his pumpkin Halloweed!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 30, 2023

Satan Dust

Satan dust is a sparkly substance that is generally liked by children, people making cheesy Valentine's Day cards, and teenagers trying to annoy each other(which works because of the power of Satan). Another name for Satan Dust is glitter.

"Get that freaking Satan Dust away from me."
"You put Satan Dust in my hair!"

by Satan'sLittleHelpers November 16, 2018

Satan's Bowels

one of the most intense bongs I've smoked, with the entirety resembling the shape of the bowels of Satan.

"Pass me Satan's Bowels!"

"Pack a bowl in Satan's Bowels"

"Satan's Bowels got me RIPPED!!!"

by chelliem July 12, 2009

SLUMP SATAN

absolute menace to society, sleeps with black air forces on. goated soundcloud rapper who can do pretty much any genre. (founded ghosthillgang with Kinomurda) (SEARCH GHXSTHILLGXNG ON SOUNDCLOUD !)
prolly has a warrant out for his arrest for having sex with too many bad bitches

Friend 1 (cool friend) : YO THIS NEW SLUMP SATAN DROP FIRE ASF!
Friend 2 (loser friend who gets no girls) : BRO I HATE SLUMP SATAN !
Friend1 (cool friend) : This is why you are a virgin

by OOFATROPALIS April 10, 2022