A so-called rapper who used to rap about murder, but now only sings about love, and how he is tired of being lonely. Gay DMX wanna-be. His sidekick is that ugly banshee Ashanti.
Ja-Rule: baby baby baaaaaabaaaay! Im tired of being lonely! I need someone to hold meeeee.... so baby girl put it on me!!!! Im a homo!!!!
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The 12 Hour Rule applies to any sporting event where the male athlete(s) jack off exactly 12 hours before their competition. It is proven to raise testosterone levels and enhance performance for any sport.
It is important to not mastrubate too close to your competition, as this will not allow for enough time for your body to restore its testosterone supply. Too early, however, and it will have no effect on your performance.
It is not yet proven if this works on females yet. If anybody would like to test and contribute, be my guest.
It is important to not mastrubate too close to your competition, as this will not allow for enough time for your body to restore its testosterone supply. Too early, however, and it will have no effect on your performance.
It is not yet proven if this works on females yet. If anybody would like to test and contribute, be my guest.
Coach: "Okay guys, big race tomorrow. Everybody go home, eat a healthy dinner, and follow the 12 hour rule."
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"Did you take her virginity?" "Nah man, it was only five pumps! Stupid six pump rule!"
"Did you take her virginity?" "Nah man, it was only five pumps! Stupid six pump rule!"
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In January 2010, Nate Diaz lost a decision fight to Grey Maynard. However, Maynard looked more "fucked up" at the end of the fight. Under the Unified Rules of Stockton, Diaz was the victor.
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What has Rule 34 of Music produced?
Oompa Loompa song? Yup.
Bill Nye theme? Yup.
Vuvuzelas? Yup.
Celine Dion? Yup.
Oompa Loompa song? Yup.
Bill Nye theme? Yup.
Vuvuzelas? Yup.
Celine Dion? Yup.
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When playing using nigger rules, each team sets up their cups. Then, the team that has the biggest nigger automatically wins. The losers must then drink all of the beer on the table, followed by three shots of vodka. If the losing team bitches out and does not drink the beer or the vodka, they are declared niggers and cannot play for the rest of the night.
When playing using nigger rules, each team sets up their cups. Then, the team that has the biggest nigger automatically wins. The losers must then drink all of the beer on the table, followed by three shots of vodka. If the losing team bitches out and does not drink the beer or the vodka, they are declared niggers and cannot play for the rest of the night.
Jimmy - "Dude how did you get so fucked playing Bp last night?"
Morton - "We were playing nigger rules."
Jimmy - "Get raped."
Morton - "We were playing nigger rules."
Jimmy - "Get raped."
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