The Internet's Retard Brother

Myspace

Myspace is the internet's retard brother.

by weavesteve October 18, 2008

Stupid Fucking Retard

It's not enough to be retarded, when someone is so stupid and fucking dumb, you have to whip out the Stupid Fucking Retard card.

House Oniku is filled with "Stupid Fucking Retard"(s).

by BruhSlayer59 August 18, 2020

retarted

The past tense for an additional application of tart.

I hit my brother upside the head with a pop tart. I then retarted him with the second one from the package. - Keige

by Sep August 15, 2007

Retard rights

Disgraceful or inappropriate public behaviour that would never be tolerated from a "normal" person, but is accepted when that person is retarded/disabled.

Johnny Downer (whilst rubbing his genitalia through his dungarees) shouts: "EUEUEEEERRGHHH DO YOU WANT SOME OF THIS YOU DIRTY WHORE?!"

Sexy female 1 (turns, shocked and appalled): "Excuse me?!"

Johnny Downer's carer: "I am awfully sorry, he has Down's syndrome"

Sexy female 1 (embarrassed smile): "Awww, isn't he a lovely young man? Don't worry about it, have a nice day!"

Johnny Downer (with a dirty grin): "I love my retard rights"

by Johnny Downer October 24, 2009

Retardis

a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective throughout all time and relative dimension in space.

He thinks Dr. Who is a real Doctor? What a retardis!

by mina.kaiser November 26, 2011

Miley Retarded

A nick name given to Miley Cyrus by the haters of Miley Cyrus because she is a retarded redneck cunt whore.

She's Miley Retarded.

by Judge dredd7 June 22, 2011

physically retarded

Mentally Retarded but physically.

Nick is physically retarded.

by waitnoimnothim December 2, 2015