A move commonly used by retards directly after witnessing their non retarded siblings play Super Smash Bros. This move is generally used in combination with retard rage and retard strength. Pretty much it when the tard in question starts smashing shit for no reason other than pure retard enjoyment.
Hey Billy what the hell is your retarded brother doing with the kitchen table over his head? Oh, he's just doing some retard smashing. Retard smashing? Yeah he's all retard raging and picking up heavy shit and smashing it... Don't worry he won't hurt you!
by Project Kdizzle February 14, 2014
Get the retard smash mug.When somebody is shopping in a retail store, and a person (usually a curious or misbehaved child) presses a sound sample button with the intention of annoying /embarrassing nearby shoppers with the sound.
Wife: Did you get anything at Walmart?
Husband: No. Some jerk kid standing next to me hit a sound button, so I had to get out of there before the retail embarassment set in.
Husband: No. Some jerk kid standing next to me hit a sound button, so I had to get out of there before the retail embarassment set in.
by Pleco December 23, 2014
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The act of purchasing an expensive product to try or use and then returning it either when you are done with it or while you can still get a full refund for returning it.
Hey dude, I am just going to Retail Rent a new camera because I only need it to entertain me while I am traveling this week. I just have to make sure I return it in the allowed time so I get all my money back!
by Filthy Kilt April 30, 2016
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Retard Chamber is an
accessory which is used with variable pressure wet
sprinkler systems where water motor alarms and / or give birth to you
accessory which is used with variable pressure wet
sprinkler systems where water motor alarms and / or give birth to you
by ((())) April 18, 2017
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Jessica: “Amazing! He went retard thunder on me! It felt amazing!”
Jessica: “Amazing! He went retard thunder on me! It felt amazing!”
by Jesus Chris December 5, 2017
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Jessica: “He was awesome especially when he released his almighty retard thunder!”
Jessica: “He was awesome especially when he released his almighty retard thunder!”
by Jesus Chris December 5, 2017
Get the Retard thunder mug.a whole new level of retardation not consistent with common thought thinking, often asking the same dumb ass questions over and over again.
Johnny came over and said he didn't think he was arrested for any reason and he wanted to go home now, and proceeded to give logic as to why he needs to leave right now and he will repeat this to anyone in earshot over and over again, thus he is in a mental state of retardacia.
by fivexfive March 2, 2018
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