readefecation

1. noun. reading while shitting.

that was some long readefecation.

by stanford myfoot May 16, 2009

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reaed

mispelled error of read for the mental people

do not reaed that story -katrina

by screamscreamloudx July 19, 2009

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A Reakend is a weekend ritual for guys. You sit all day in your man cave (bedroom, basement, living room, etc.) and be completely lazy. This consists of playing video games most of the time, not showering, not changing clothes, and not being hygenic at all. The Guy-d-lines say you can leave to, jerk off, go to the store, bathroom breaks and have sex with your girlfriend.

Girls may particapate in the Reakend but only with thier boyfriends, otherwise its just gross.

Jon- Mom leave me alone saturday and sunday, im haveing a Reakend with Meagan.
Mom- Thats gross
Jon- No it't not, I'm a dude so its okay and if Meagans with me it's fine.

by xRAWxHYDEx June 1, 2011

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ReamerJack

The act of a female sexual partner orally reaming out (eating out) a man's arse, while simultaneously jacking him off. Also synonymous with the phrase RustyTrombone.

Hey look at Mike, the lucky bastard's receiving a nasty ReamerJack" from Lois!

by CowtownCricket November 7, 2014

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Rasexual

Someone that doesn't have sexual attraction to people on a day to day basis, and doesn't want to have sex with almost anyone, but would make exceptions on rare occasions if given the option to have sex with very rare people

Molly is such a Rasexual. I swear, the only person she'd ever have sex with is Adam Driver if someone gave her the chance.

by Pelly the Pelican June 28, 2016

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