by Lungpuddle103 October 4, 2018

When a woman has an organism leaving behind a snail puddle. Meaning extra lubrication secretion on any surface visible.
by Harley36 August 24, 2015

a dog...a godly dog, something about her, she looks like she is absolutely zooted out of her fucking mind but none the less she is, ✨beautiful✨
“hey mikayla scruffy is old as fuck will you ever get a new dog??”
“we have located her, she is getting dusty in a puddle, she is. dusty puddles”
“we have located her, she is getting dusty in a puddle, she is. dusty puddles”
by ifeelsafeinmybuckles October 21, 2020

A relationship lacking substance or depth. Often characterised by one person being emotionally unavailable or using the other person for personal gain.
"I fell in love with him, then I found out he was married and I was just a fling to him. Classic puddle love situation."
"Joni really loved Evan, but it turned out he was only using her for her money. Sounds like a case of puddle love."
"Joni really loved Evan, but it turned out he was only using her for her money. Sounds like a case of puddle love."
by Gentlycough September 20, 2022

guy 1: awww man, that puddle ninja got me
guy 2: he hasn't got me yet *splash*
both: fucking puddle ninjas
guy 2: he hasn't got me yet *splash*
both: fucking puddle ninjas
by wu ninja clan November 25, 2012

a dance move consisting of bending your knees while moving your arms in a circular train-like motion
"she was outside doing the puddle"
by Definitley_Vea January 23, 2018

Someone stole my Hillbilly glue (methamphetamine) last night...they took everything besides my bowl with my puddle buddy
by Weaselbub November 13, 2016
