"How come John wasn't in class today?"
"He said he had 'internet problems,' but we all know he was just skipping."
"He said he had 'internet problems,' but we all know he was just skipping."
by watermeloninja February 23, 2021
Get the internet problemsmug. by Jar-of-Jelly September 2, 2022
Get the Digestion Problemsmug. The logical reason given why computers and electronics don't work when the reporting parties either a) don't have the ability to understand what the fuck they're talking about or b) are too fucking lazy to attempt to diagnose the issue.
I just installed this random program and now I can't get to the Internet, we must be having Network Problems.
We are an organization of 15000 people and 2 of them can't get their PCs working, must be a Network Problem.
We are an organization of 15000 people and 2 of them can't get their PCs working, must be a Network Problem.
by Dr. Tickle Bits October 22, 2014
Get the Network Problemsmug. Leave 'er problem
A problem to be left for someone else to deal with. Usually encountered at the end of a long day (or night) just before the next shift is set to start.
A problem to be left for someone else to deal with. Usually encountered at the end of a long day (or night) just before the next shift is set to start.
"Ok, we've got the original problem fixed, but now the lights don't work..."
"Sounds like a lever problem to me, its almost quitting time"
"Sounds like a lever problem to me, its almost quitting time"
by notapseudonym August 7, 2008
Get the Lever problemmug. by BKKid January 12, 2023
Get the Problemsmug. When one is so excited about things that they become overwhelmed and are unable to do the very things they are excited about. Like when a puppy plays so much it exhausts itself to the brink of unconsciousness. This kind of overwhelm is often mistaken for anxiety, but it is in fact The Puppy Problem.
Person 1: Is something wrong with Tim? I just saw him trying to talk to this cute girl and he was physically shaking and stuttering his words and then he just left mid-sentence.
Person 2: Nah man he's just excited. Apparently it's called the puppy problem. Just give him some space and he'll be fine.
Person 2: Nah man he's just excited. Apparently it's called the puppy problem. Just give him some space and he'll be fine.
by Emers0n ∞ July 5, 2012
Get the The Puppy Problemmug. frac·tal prob·lem
/ˈfraktəl ˈpräbləm/
a problem that―when you try to solve it―you just keep encountering more and more problems
/ˈfraktəl ˈpräbləm/
a problem that―when you try to solve it―you just keep encountering more and more problems
I was fixing my rusted brake line and it turned out to be a fractal problem with having to then fix leaks and still having fixing to do
by TheTallestPsychonaut October 27, 2021
Get the fractal problemmug.