One who possess the ability to predict the appearance of a woman's vagina by assessing her personality almost immediately upon meeting her.
"Within five minutes Jacob could tell us exactly what her pussy looked like. I think he must have pre-vagnician."
by UnicornButtSex January 28, 2016
Get the Pre-vagnicianmug. When you smoke weed on your way to go smoke weed, or when you smoke weed while waiting for a friend to show up and smoke weed.
“Hey bro, are you stoned on this weed yet? I’m high as a kite.”
“Nah, sorry man, I got pre-blown during the drive over here.”
“Nah, sorry man, I got pre-blown during the drive over here.”
by Undead Meathead August 21, 2018
Get the Pre-Blownmug. When someone cheats on their significant other right before breaking up with them. Easing the transition into single life, and setting the stage for a rebound.
Molly was unhappy with her boyfriend Tommy for years. She slept with Johnny right before dumping Tommy. This helped bridge her gap (pun intended) into single life. she can now rebound off all of Johnny’s friends. “ hey John thanks for being her pre-bound, now I’m her rebound”.
by Windchaser June 21, 2018
Get the Pre-boundmug. Kids who very commonly think they’re #cOoLtEeNz! I personally am not like this, but the majority are. I guess I’m “not like other girls“. I’m gonna go be redditor bait now.
by broiledeggs November 1, 2020
Get the Pre-teenmug. by Reaaaalllyy Real April 20, 2016
Get the pre hoemug. (adj.) Something recently acquired that, due to inferior construction, breaks before you can use it, making it useless, e.g. cheap bin liners, corporate gift pens, etc.
A: Hey, this pen I was given when attending that workshop is really shiny but it doesn’t write.
B: Yeah, that’s because it’s pre-obsolescent.
B: Yeah, that’s because it’s pre-obsolescent.
by W. T. Figo November 21, 2010
Get the pre-obsolescentmug. by OBird November 5, 2020
Get the Pre-Snackmug.