Pre-Pooparoma

Phobia: When entering a school or public or personal bathroom containing the smell of a previous dump that is either unflushed or Overflown

Dude stay out of the bathroom on the Hall, Mike just left us a pre-pooparoma!

by GatorBait48 April 26, 2010

pre-revolutionize

the act of releasing gas, prior to revolutionize

"Sorry I'm pre-revolutionizing. I need to find a bathroom!"

"Oh man, it stinks in here. Did someone pre-revolutionize?"

by Roma Bedo August 27, 2009

pre rippage

the act of artificially ripping rippers, performed by slicing a hot dog before it is cooked.

Paul:Derick, your rippers arent near as good as mine.

Derick: Why?

Paul: Look at them, you obviously have some pre rippage goin on there.

by cyko420 January 20, 2010

Pre-Pooped

Walking into a public bathroom which has (recently) been made quiet stanky by some other person (often anonymous), and then coming out of the bathroom only to be blamed for the lingering stank by the next person in line.

So, not only did you have to deal with another person's stinky stank while using the facilities, you also become the culprit for said stink

Dude #1: You gonna hook it up with that hottie you met waiting in line for the bathroom.

Dude #2: I would have, but after I came out of the bathroom, she thought I dropped the stank, but I didn't - I GOT PRE-POOPED!

Dude #1: Aw man, that SUCKS!

by mr_bob_harris October 8, 2010

pre shitaltion

As you're getting ready to sit down on the toilet and take a shit; before you reach the seat, some shit drops, unexpectedly.

He had to go home early today, because of pre shitaltion stains.

by Turtle Dino Boy & Giraffe Girl July 31, 2010

pre-listen

verb

abbreviation of Pretend to Listen
listening carelessly or pretending to listen

1- heyyyy! are you pre-listening to me? what are you thinking about?

2- my mom always pre-listens to me! She never cares what I'm saying

by Ugly Angel August 20, 2010

Pre-ditch

To "ditch" or "comedically abandon" someone before an event or meeting without their knowledge.

Yo let's pre-ditch John, I hate that guy.

by deeezznuts June 11, 2011